Crop Dusted

[the dude abides]

I just got crop dusted at my office walking back from the coffee bar.  I passed a co-worker walking in the opposite direction, and lo and behold, he had a present waiting for me about 10 feet later.

 

Quite possibly the worst anal cloud I've ever encountered.

[wopphil]

I was just thinking about something similar the other day. If you rip one in the bathroom, how long do you wait before walking out into common areas without risk your cloud will follow you?

[the dude abides]

I'd say a minute is probably safe.

[Gavin]

Wait for the second present: pink eye. You'll like this one even better.

[cez]

I just got crop dusted at my office walking back from the coffee bar.  I passed a co-worker walking in the opposite direction, and lo and behold, he had a present waiting for me about 10 feet later.

 

Quite possibly the worst anal cloud I've ever encountered.

That's power right there. 

[Chuck]

I work on the 36th floor in Seattle and I get crop dusted in the elevator all the time. 

[floplag]

Crop Dusting the cube farm... one of the few things i miss now that im telecommuting

[AngelsLongBall]

I was just thinking about something similar the other day. If you rip one in the bathroom, how long do you wait before walking out into common areas without risk your cloud will follow you?

Just walk the bathroom twice in circles.  It's like the movie Behind Enemy Lines, you need to confuse the heat seeking missile. 

[AngelsLongBall]

I bet Cez is a total stealth crop duster.

This is considered Sprinkling Ninja Dust

[the dude abides]

Just walk the bathroom twice in circles.  It's like the movie Behind Enemy Lines, you need to confuse the heat seeking missile. 

 

A+

[cez]

This is considered Sprinkling Ninja Dust

I don't fart. I fluff. 

[AngelsLongBall]

I don't fart. I fluff. 

Is fluff a gay term?  I ask only because the last time I heard that phrase as it relates to our conversation (and not as it relates to 'fluffer') it was from a gay friend of mine who said he fluffs when he farts due to his anus being, uhm, not puckered?  If this is offensive I will delete.  I apologize in advance if so

[cez]

Is fluff a gay term?  I ask only because the last time I heard that phrase as it relates to our conversation (and not as it relates to 'fluffer') it was from a gay friend of mine who said he fluffs when he farts due to his anus being, uhm, not puckered?  If this is offensive I will delete.  I apologize in advance if so

So what you meant to ask was "Hey Cez, is your asshole so loose from getting ****ed that all expelled gas just goes whoosh"?

 

No, fluffing is just what my aunt always called farting.  

 

Everybody in my family laughed whenever she said it. 

 

So no, that's not what I meant by it. lol.  The fact that you asked if it was offensive makes it pretty clear you were not trying to be offensive, so no worries from me. 

 

Don't read this spoiler unless you're brave, like the toaster, and can handle gay terminology:

I don't bottom

Edited March 5, 2016 by cezero

[AngelsLongBall]

Ladies and gentlemen, there it is: The Greatest Post in the History of Angelswin.

Did you read it as Gaffigan? 

[the dude abides]

Ladies and gentlemen, there it is: The Greatest Post in the History of Angelswin.

 

ALB is killing it today.

[Adam]

I read all of your posts in Gaffigan

[AngelsLongBall]

ALB is killing it today.

Gracias.  I need to make up for my lack of AWAD posts ever since the firewall at work blocked all my access

[Kevin]

Gracias. I need to make up for my lack of AWAD posts ever since the firewall at work blocked all my access

I admire a man who can access porn at work and all they do is make sure the firewall blocks it in the future.

[Chuck]

Gracias.  I need to make up for my lack of AWAD posts ever since the firewall at work blocked all my access

 

 

Well, there's always AW.com on your mobile device using the mobile version!

[Tank]

i teach jr. high.  crop dusting is nearly a daily event here.

[IEAngelsfan]

I used to work in an office with this young, single, intelligent and attractive women.  She told a few of the other ladies that she was getting frustrated and impatient because she just couldn't find a man who would marry her.  She would continuously crop dust the entire office all the time.

[AngelsLongBall]

Well, there's always AW.com on your mobile device using the mobile version!

Still haven't figured out how to post images using mobile.

[Chuck]

Still haven't figured out how to post images using mobile.

 

 

You can do it, but you have to use the Full Version of the forum, not the mobile version. 

[the dude abides]

I'm on an airplane and some dude just crop dusted the shit out of everyone.

Was that dude you?

[NJHalo]

My friend crop dusted Santa Claus at the mall. He was taking his kids picture on Santa's lap, and when he went to pick him up, he let an SBD slip. He said it was quite the scene with parents and children reacting. The elf even ran for cover