Things you can do faster than Pujols running to first...

[Chuck]

I'll start...

 

Read the entire Bible. 

[Thomas]

Write my screenplay.

[tj_]

Run to first carrying Bengie Molina on your back.

[Corona]

We should strap a cheetah to his back.

[halo15fan]

Attend Fanfest 2015... 

[Futch Winkleman]

Finish a debate with Lifetime.

[halo15fan]

We should strap a cheetah to his back.

We are quoting AT&T Commercials... good God this team is terrible...

[Mark68]

Read War and Peace.

[mota_madness]

take a dump? yeah we are terrible. 

[fureousangel]

Complete a 60 hour work week.

[EcksteinSpawn]

Read War and Peace.

Translate War and Peace into Swahili.

[Mark68]

Translate War and Peace into Swahili.

And then into Latin.

[HaloCharacter]

Went to the game on Saturday and he didn't even run to first... So I don't even know if this thread is fair.

[bucbrett]

Scream "Oh my God, Juan Rivera is faster!" at my iPad.

[Angel Oracle]

Translate the formula on the board that Will Hunting solves, with time left over to read War and Peace and write a thesis on it!

[Ohtaniland]

Prince Fielder and I'm not trying to be funny, I'm serious!

[Angel Oracle]

Mo Vaughn....locking thread

[jenniferbandaboys]

Ummm with the issue he is suffering from in his feet is very very painful and I applaud his huge effort to attempt to out run the throw this evening. With that being said and 80 percent of professional ball players jogging to first these days Pujols would be the least of my concerns...

[Chuck]

Sail the seven seas! 

[Chuck]

Watch Kirk Gibson on one leg circle ALL the bases. 

[Angel Oracle]

Twice for Gibson

[HaloCharacter]

Ummm with the issue he is suffering from in his feet is very very painful and I applaud his huge effort to attempt to out run the throw this evening. With that being said and 80 percent of professional ball players jogging to first these days Pujols would be the least of my concerns...

 

I think it's a bigger issue than you realize.  The fact that Pujols can't run the bases and he is signed for the next 9 seasons is a really big concern.

[Docwaukee]

is he there yet?

[70runner]

He does have some footsie problems, but wasn't exactly swift before his problems.  Painful to watch, probably for him also.  LOL responses, but frankly the least of the Angel's problems. 

 

If he could suddenly run normally, Angels would still be 4-10.

[Bruce Nye]

Count to infinity.

 

Twice