I wish you...

[Adam]

Saw this on FB

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countries nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

[yk9001]

Jeez, Chuck gets nutty on fb during Hot Stove time.

[Taylor]

Schildog is still offended.

[Brandon]

I hope you deleted them

[Lhalo]

That was the perfect oportunity for a GFY response.

[DB24]

Can I get  a tl;dr version?

[T.G.]

Merry Christmas.

[Jim]

Merry Christmas to you as well, Adam. May you and your family have a most wonderful holiday season.