Kim Jong Un fed uncle alive to 120 starved dogs

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The Chinese could end this dictatorship in a few days if they wanted. But they don't care. They keep this guy in power because it is in their government's interest to do so. They are every bit as evil as other ruthless nations around the globe.

 

Sounds like he is becoming too much even for the Chinese.

[Taylor]

I'm surprised Un didn't eat the guy himself.

[deepdrive]

I'm surprised Un didn't eat the guy himself.

 

Or, make his relatives eat him.

[Docwaukee]

it would be really ironic if Un then ate the dogs. 

[Spirit]

If true, does anyone else see the irony in this?

 

Dogs eating a Korean.

 

 

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the brilliance of this post. 

[AngelsLongBall]

No raycess, his uncle looks exactly like my old neighbor

[fan_since79]

The aunt may be dead, possibly a suicide, and the wife hasn't been seen in public for some time.

 

There are some reports that hundreds of associates and extended family of the disgraced uncle have been rounded up, and who knows what will happen to them.

 

And Dennis Rodman is putting together a basketball team to go play there...

[Blarg]

Little does Kim Jong knows, Dennis Rodman is a CIA operative and his basketball team will be made up of Navy SEALS with the mission to take out the Korean Supreme Leader while scoring triple doubles against their rivals.

[eaterfan]

Little does Kim Jong knows, Dennis Rodman is a CIA operative and his basketball team will be made up of Navy SEALS with the mission to take out the Korean Supreme Leader while scoring triple doubles against their rivals.

 

Space Jam II?

[Ordos]

Space Jam II?

I bet Shawn Bradley's available

[Angel Oracle]

Send Jon Koncak over, his clumsy fouls may get the job done by themselves.

[DB24]

Does the Bond franchise need a new villain? Because this guy would be perfect.

[Vernster52]

Turns out this was reported by the Chinese version of the Onion.

[mrwicked]

for some reason "the chinese onion" makes me laugh by name alone.

[Blarg]

for some reason "the chinese onion" makes me laugh by name alone.

 

I thinks that's referred to as a scallion.

[DB24]

I know them as green onions

 

[Sully151]

Have you ever put the bottoms I green onions in a glass Of water and watched them grow back?

[Tank]

Have you ever put the bottoms I green onions in a glass Of water and watched them grow back?

 

you kinda went halothunder there, buddy.

[HaloMagic]

You never go full HaloThunder.

[Sully151]

I am not sure what going Halo Thunder means.

[fan_since79]

Rodman blasted the American man being held captive by the North Koreans and then sang Happy Birthday to the little monster in charge.

 

What a swell guy. He should just stay there if he likes the place so much.

[Tank]

Going Halo Thunder, not understanding sometimes means when maybe understand.  But always know.  The best is forever now.  Always now yesterday.  Sometimes always is when yesterday.  Yesterday was always tomorrow.

 

pay attention, sully. this is about as good an explanation as we can provide.

[fan_since79]

Turns out Kim wiped out the entire family of his uncle. Immediate and extended. Everyone gone including children, according to multiple sources.

 

Efficient little monster.

 

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/northkorea/2014/01/26/4/0401000000AEN20140126000800315F.html

 

 

 

 

[HaloMagic]

When you are wronged in a business deal you aren't left with much of a choice. You kinda have to exterminate the offender and his entire extended family. This is all pretty SOP.

[mancini79]

That is the MO in N Korea.

 

"Some relatives by marriage, including the wife of the ambassador to Malaysia, have been spared from executions and sent to remote villages along with their maiden families, according to the sources."

The population of Camp 14 just went up. They would have rather chosen death.