Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Ray McKigney]

lol at "pre-madonnas"

 

She has at least a couple atrocious spelling mistakes in every post. But, this one is especially hilarious.

[Hollyw00d]

Haha

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The answer of course, is 'fat'.  The telltale clues were "beautiful", "gorgeous", and of course, the fat-tell of all time, "just the way you are".

 

Along that same vein, I found this on FB this morning:

 

 

I'm getting really sick of the "Type amen and share" posts about just about anything that people are fishing for agreement on.

[JAHV76]

I remember playing sports as a kid and not everyone got a trophy. So many kids are brought up that everyone gets validation.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The latest from the "fishing for sympathy" department.

 

[Tank]

W O W.

 

that's really digging at the bottom of the barrel of self-loathing.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

W O W.

 

that's really digging at the bottom of the barrel of self-loathing.

 

And, of course, there were a bunch of women who came to the rescue.

 

If it weren't for contact with old friends, I would probably delete my Facebook account over crap like this (along with the "Type amen and share" posts):

 

[Ray McKigney]

And, of course, there were a bunch of women who came to the rescue.

 

If it weren't for contact with old friends, I would probably delete my Facebook account over crap like this (along with the "Type amen and share" posts):

 

 

Please give me some attention...

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Please give me some attention...

 

I'm tempted to tell people who say crap like this, that if our friendship hinges upon my response (or not) to lame crap like this, go ahead and unfriend me.

[Blarg]

One word?

Asshole.

[Tank]

And, of course, there were a bunch of women who came to the rescue.

 

If it weren't for contact with old friends, I would probably delete my Facebook account over crap like this (along with the "Type amen and share" posts):

 

 

i absolutely hate those.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Another one from the "type amen" crowd.

 

[Blarg]

Is it all a bunch of religious whack jobs on facebook, because in my life no one asks me to say amen to anything.

[Glen]

Is it all a bunch of religious whack jobs on facebook, because in my life no one asks me to say amen to anything.

Amen, brother.

[Hollyw00d]

Adam

[Hollyw00d]

The latest from the "fishing for sympathy" department.

Tainted butterfly

Is that like a support group for self-pitying?

[halobob]

Adam

Shit, I'm good for 80 hours a year in that case.  

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Tainted butterfly

Is that like a support group for self-pitying?

 

I looked it up, and Tainted Butterfly is the name of a self-proclaimed author on Facebook. Here are some other gems from this person's page (I'm assuming it's a woman).:

 

 

 

 

Truly profound stuff, no?

 

If you must have more, visit TB's Facebook page.

[Brandon]

It's probably a dude that realized he can somehow profit off the plethora of depressed chicks.

[Hollyw00d]

Bitches probably aren't even depressed, just want drama in their life

[Hollyw00d]

I heard a woman at Starbucks the other day whining about how her Mercedes brakes are grinding and how difficult it is to get fixed, blah blah until it turned into white noise

Those are the types that eat that crap up

[Jobu]

Truly profound stuff, no?

No.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Exactly.

[Adam]

[yk9001]

/\/\/\/\/\  Not enough batshiat crazy in it.