OJ Simpson dead at 76

[PattyD22]

Not sure if this belongs in the Dead Celebrities thread and if it does, feel free to move it there, mods.

https://abc7.com/orenthal-james-simpson-oj-dead-cancer/14646553/

[gotbeer]

 

[cals]

Fun fact: Not a Jew. 

[m0nkey]

Rest in peace, OJ!

[cals]

Ron Goldman will be treating his ass like Hamas tonight.

[Kevin]

The real tragedy was he was never able to find the real killers before he died. Such a shame.  

[Taylor]

20 minutes ago, Kevin said:

The real tragedy was he was never able to find the real killers before he died. Such a shame.  

Somewhere out there is a murderer with small hands.

[Spirit]

 

[Lhalo]

52 minutes ago, cals said:

Fun fact: Not a Jew. 

But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew

[Lhalo]

This news is tough. I was really looking forward to the sequel of The Lion King.

[PattyD22]

6 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew

He converted.

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

If hell does exist he should spend eternity roasting on a spit. 

[Blarg]

https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was

[PattyD22]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was

“Here, OJ.  Look in this magic glass and you shall find the real killer, my son.”  —Lucifer

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

If only he were still alive.  Miss you, Norm.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

3 hours ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

If hell does exist he should spend eternity roasting on a spit. 

And I'm just talking about him giving us the Kartrashians.

[Spirit]

 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was

Babylon Bee must have been resold. They've had some bangers lately.

[Lhalo]

Crazy article.

After our meal, OJ asked me if I would like to accompany him to a local sports bar to watch that Sunday's big game.

And that turned out to be the most unnerving experience of the entire day.

As we walked into the packed bar a cheer went up and everyone started applauding. My jaw dropped amid the handshakes and back slaps as OJ greeted his adoring fans. And our table was immediately surrounded by young, beautiful women.

I asked one of these girls – and they were aged 18 or 19 - if she felt comfortable being around a man who, come off it, we all knew was a double murderer?

'I don't care' she replied, 'We all know he did it but, hey, he's OJ Simpson. He's a legend!'

And so it continued for the rest of the afternoon.

OJ barely drank but endless free drinks were delivered to our table.

I asked him if all this female attention was 'normal'.

'Oh yes,' he smiled. 'I've never had so much p**** in my life.'

He was that most American of phenomena.

Notorious, disgraced and yet feted wherever he went by a public drawn to the seductive power of fame.

Even that of a cold-blooded killer.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13298485/OJ-Simpson-1997-Nicole-Brown-Ron-Goldman.html

[PattyD22]

Moving OJ’s body to the morgue

[Lhalo]

LOL

 

[Redondo]

 

[notherhalo]

Is Dersh the last POS alive from the so called "dream team" ?

[katie]

Happened to wear a bills sweatshirt to work today and I probably should have turned around and gone home to change when I got the notification. Had a couple people ask if I was wearing it “in honor of OJ”

[Lhalo]

2 hours ago, katie said:

Happened to wear a bills sweatshirt to work today and I probably should have turned around and gone home to change when I got the notification. Had a couple people ask if I was wearing it “in honor of OJ”

You must work with a lot of old people.