Body Pain Pros

[cals]

7 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Are you saying you can't get past first base without help?

I start jogging then. 

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

I start jogging then. 

Whoosh

[Lou]

I got it, cals.

[Taylor]

Just now, Lou said:

I got it, cals.

But you didn't get mine.

 

 

D'Lou.

[Lou]

I did. 

Wasn't clever. 

[Taylor]

Just now, Lou said:

I did. 

Wasn't clever. 

Viagra jokes are clever to folks under 50.

[Lou]

And it continues...

[Jay]

8 hours ago, Taylor said:

After the run, the pain mostly went away. But the next day I went running again and felt the pain the whole time.

This might be a clue.

 

[T.G.]

This reminds me of a friend of mine who owned a horse.  The horse hated to go out on a walk.  It started limping.  This lasted a couple days and he called the vet and the vet didn't find anything wrong.  The next day, the horse started limping again... but it was limping on a different hoof.   That's when he figured out the horse was faking it.

[Taylor]

17 minutes ago, T.G. said:

This reminds me of a friend of mine who owned a horse.  The horse hated to go out on a walk.  It started limping.  This lasted a couple days and he called the vet and the vet didn't find anything wrong.  The next day, the horse started limping again... but it was limping on a different hoof.   That's when he figured out the horse was faking it.

I wish I were faking it.

[Blarg]

7 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I wish I were faking it.

[AngelsLakersFan]

On 2/1/2023 at 8:14 AM, Taylor said:

I can't get an appointment with my doctor until March so I'm going to the next best place for answers.

My wife and I have been training for the O.C. half marathon, and last week while running I started feeling some pain in what I thought was my knees. After the run, the pain mostly went away. But the next day I went running again and felt the pain the whole time.

Now I have swelling/inflammation and tenderness just below my knee and to the inside of my legs. It's worse on the right leg but both legs have the pain centered in the same exact spot. Ibuprofen makes the pain go away temporarily. It feels the worst in the morning when I get out of bed. 

Dr. Google can't figure out if the location of the pain is consistent with shin splints or some kind of knee injury. I've run two half marathons before and have never had this issue.

The problem is... you keep running...

[AngelsLakersFan]

22 hours ago, Lou said:

I've run 3 full marathons.

You? 

Why the hell would you do that?!

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

The problem is... you keep running...

Pepperdine 

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Why the hell would you do that?!

 

[Taylor]

55 minutes ago, Lou said:

Pepperdine 

Private School

[cals]

The answer here is simple.  You won’t do it, but it’s simple.  Tell your wife to fuck off and go drink a beer.

[Brandon]

Asking a random message board of strangers for health advice. What a time to be alive. 

[Taylor]

9 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Asking a random message board of strangers for health advice. What a time to be alive. 

I couldn't go to a doctor because some guy on JRE said doctors are part of the deep state.

[Brandon]

Just now, Taylor said:

I couldn't go to a doctor because some guy on JRE said doctors are part of the deep state.

I think it's because you're fat and not a podcast

[Taylor]

Just now, Brandon said:

I think it's because you're fat and not a podcast

I'd rather be skinny and a podcast.

[Brandon]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

I'd rather be skinny and a podcast.

Nailed it. An example for the rest of us.

[Adam]

On 2/1/2023 at 8:14 AM, Taylor said:

I can't get an appointment with my doctor until March so I'm going to the next best place for answers.

My wife and I have been training for the O.C. half marathon, and last week while running I started feeling some pain in what I thought was my knees. After the run, the pain mostly went away. But the next day I went running again and felt the pain the whole time.

Now I have swelling/inflammation and tenderness just below my knee and to the inside of my legs. It's worse on the right leg but both legs have the pain centered in the same exact spot. Ibuprofen makes the pain go away temporarily. It feels the worst in the morning when I get out of bed. 

Dr. Google can't figure out if the location of the pain is consistent with shin splints or some kind of knee injury. I've run two half marathons before and have never had this issue.

Sounds like patella tendonitis. Stop eating seed oils

[Taylor]

39 minutes ago, Adam said:

Stop eating seed oils

Lol

[Taylor]

I also don't think it's patellar tendonitis because the pain is centered to the side of the patellar tendon.

I've been following the advice to rest, elevate, and ice as much as possible. Still pretty painful today, but less swelling and pain than yesterday and the day before.