Florida Man for President

[Kotchman]

20 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Right back to my dick again you go. No you're not closet gay tranny show. 

In my defense , there isn’t much to mock about you. I try to keep the jabs light so I wasn’t going to mention your height. 

[mmc]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

Desantis used taxpayers funds to break federal laws and fly a bunch of Venezuelans to Massachusetts. 

Does that cost more or less than Californians fronting the bill of illegal immigrants' welfare the entire time they live in the state?

[Crampknees]

9 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

In my defense , there isn’t much to mock about you. I try to keep the jabs light so I wasn’t going to mention your height. 

Recently at the doctor and they asked how tall am I and I forgot. So they took me out to measure me and when I saw the Larry line was below I breathed a sigh of relief

[cals]

5 minutes ago, mmc said:

Does that cost more or less than Californians fronting the bill of illegal immigrants' welfare the entire time they live in the state?

That isn’t what we are arguing or the point you were trying to make.  Stay focused.

[Kotchman]

Just now, Crampknees said:

Recently at the doctor and they asked how tall am I and I forgot. 

It’s usually the age question that gets me. I quit counting at 40. I believe I tend to forget because I never celebrate it. 

[cals]

Just now, Kotchman said:

It’s usually the age question that gets me. I quit counting at 40. I believe I tend to forget because I never celebrate it. 

That’s sad.  I think we should throw you a birthday party next time.

[Taylor]

26 minutes ago, mmc said:

Except DeSantis isn't spending taxpayer dollars on setting up abortion funds for people out of state, or putting up billboards in other states.  Newsom's making Californians pay the bill of his dickslinging

So is he using his own personal funds to ship human beings to other states?

[Crampknees]

4 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

It’s usually the age question that gets me. I quit counting at 40. I believe I tend to forget because I never celebrate it. 

Same here, before social media came along I could give a shit it's your birthday unless you are inviting me over for hookers and blow.  Now it is everyone feels obligated to wishing you happy birthday and if you don't post back a thanks for all the birthday wishing's you are bad.  Your birthday must benefit me in some way or good for you. 

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, Crampknees said:

Same here, before social media came along I could give a shit it's your birthday unless you are inviting me over for hookers and blow.  Now it is everyone feels obligated to wishing you happy birthday and if you don't post back a thanks for all the birthday wishing's you are bad.  Your birthday must benefit me in some way or good for you. 

Happy birthday!

[Kotchman]

Just now, cals said:

That’s sad.  I think we should throw you a birthday party next time.

Lol. Yes I was thinking the last party I had was at 18 which I boycotted. 

[cals]

33 minutes ago, Taylor said:

So is he using his own personal funds to ship human beings to other states?

No Taylor, we’ve established it was paid for by taxpayers, please keep up.

[cals]

I feel like a KC birthday would end up with like 3 people in jail, one dead and a few pregnant strippers.

[cals]

This has nothing to do with Desantis but I just turned on the mower to mow the backyard grass and the blade made an odd noise and then the remains of a mutilated rat started seeping out of the side of the mower.  Had to unpry the carcass with a shovel.  Guess I’m lucky I didn’t get sprayed with rat innards. 

[arch stanton]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

This has nothing to do with Desantis but I just turned on the mower to mow the backyard grass and the blade made an odd noise and then the remains of a mutilated rat started seeping out of the side of the mower.  Had to unpry the carcass with a shovel.  Guess I’m lucky I didn’t get sprayed with rat innards. 

Are you sure that has nothing to do with Desantis?

[Jay]

1 hour ago, mmc said:

Looks like Gavy's already scared of a possible DeSantis presidency.  He wants to debate him over 2 years out

Newsom is the new Trump with the tweets.

[cals]

8 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

Are you sure that has nothing to do with Desantis?

I don’t know. Maybe it does?

[Jay]

57 minutes ago, Taylor said:

So is he using his own personal funds to ship human beings to other states?

He's facilitating their travel to states who will provide for them.

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, mmc said:

Why is he concerned about a matchup with DeSantis instead of the many problems affecting this state?

…says the guy backing up a governor who is moving people from a state that’s not his to another state that’s not his.

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, mmc said:

Except DeSantis isn't spending taxpayer dollars on setting up abortion funds for people out of state, or putting up billboards in other states.  Newsom's making Californians pay the bill of his dickslinging

Holy shit. Are you serious with this or are you trying induce laughter?

[cals]

34 minutes ago, mypillow.com said:

Holy shit. Are you serious with this or are you trying induce laughter?

We’re you aware of his plan to use our lax immigration laws to bring an American hating succubus to our great land?

[Kotchman]

1 hour ago, cals said:

This has nothing to do with Desantis but I just turned on the mower to mow the backyard grass and the blade made an odd noise and then the remains of a mutilated rat started seeping out of the side of the mower.  Had to unpry the carcass with a shovel.  Guess I’m lucky I didn’t get sprayed with rat innards. 

It’s better than a snake 

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, cals said:

Desantis used taxpayers funds to break federal laws and fly a bunch of Venezuelans to Massachusetts. 

What federal law is that? 

[cals]

2 minutes ago, Blarg said:

What federal law is that? 

Illegal transportation of migrants over state lines.  He also used Florida’s COVID fund money to pull the stunt and that’s a likely no no.

[Kotchman]

Lost in this political charade is that these people are the victims. For most life will probably be better than before but not without some real bumps along the way. Yes Desantis may have broken the law. Let’s not pretend the dems are funding and promoting this shit. The real horrors for these people begins on the caravans. They’re beaten , raped, and robbed along the way. Many die along the way. 
Immigration has cost border states and it’s citizens hardships over the years and it’s time for libs to share in the pain. Want a world without borders? It should start with your personal residence 

[cals]

38 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Lost in this political charade is that these people are the victims. For most life will probably be better than before but not without some real bumps along the way. Yes Desantis may have broken the law. Let’s not pretend the dems are funding and promoting this shit. The real horrors for these people begins on the caravans. They’re beaten , raped, and robbed along the way. Many die along the way. 
Immigration has cost border states and it’s citizens hardships over the years and it’s time for libs to share in the pain. Want a world without borders? It should start with your personal residence