Florida Man for President

[Kotchman]

29 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Pretty sure we'd end up at a bar and laughing at what a damn fool y'all became. 

They don’t drink but yes they’re generally laid back. The seal turned lib when trump was elected and dads a gateway pundit subscriber. 

[Kotchman]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Their wives probably could handle him.

Ironically my fatass aunt was tied up and robbed about 15 years ago. She’s an ex cop and army major that turned lib. My mom might nag him to death but she doesn’t understand my dads side propensity for fighting 

[Jay]

4 hours ago, cals said:

Larry, it's true. 

But even though we do look at you like a piece of trash, you personally are like a used cardboard box to us, not like rotting food or a soiled diaper like these people are. 

Come on now that's getting a little personal.

[Kotchman]

4 hours ago, cals said:

Larry, it's true. 

But even though we do look at you like a piece of trash, you personally are like a used cardboard box to us, not like rotting food or a soiled diaper like these people are. 

Reminded me of last week when my wife went in the Starbucks inside the grocery store. She buys the cups for her sister and we pay with our groceries. Since I wasn’t there the lesbian Starbucks clerk chased her down and tried to make her pay at the Starbucks counter. She called me crying and I had to go lecture the lesbian on prejudice.

[Jay]

3 hours ago, St1ck said:

What authority does DeSantis have to take people that were not in his state and move them to another state?

I don't know, probably illegal.

Funny how the libs will scream, "that's illegal" except when it comes to illegal immigration.

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I knew you would attack the messenger on this one. Such a child. 

I agree. He and his pal Ian Miles Chung have never told a truth in their lives. Very childish.

[Kotchman]

28 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I agree. He and his pal Ian Miles Chung have never told a truth in their lives. Very childish.

Someone’s a bigot 

[St1ck]

29 minutes ago, Jay said:

I don't know, probably illegal.

Funny how the libs will scream, "that's illegal" except when it comes to illegal immigration.

What point are you trying to make here? That I would hold a governor of one of our most populated states to a higher standard than some Venezuelan whose only possessions are a pair of jeans and a Bengals 2022 Super Bowl champions t-shirt?

[cals]

1 hour ago, Jay said:

Come on now that's getting a little personal.

A cardboard box is clean and reusable and can even be folded down if you’re going to dispose of it.  It’s basically the best kind of trash.  You could only wish to be a cardboard box, hillbilly.

[cals]

3 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I knew you would attack the messenger on this one. Such a child. 

Larry’s like the Amazon cardboard boxes that hold a pack of 4 AAA batteries.  Very cute and small and brown.

[cals]

1 hour ago, Kotchman said:

Reminded me of last week when my wife went in the Starbucks inside the grocery store. She buys the cups for her sister and we pay with our groceries. Since I wasn’t there the lesbian Starbucks clerk chased her down and tried to make her pay at the Starbucks counter. She called me crying and I had to go lecture the lesbian on prejudice.

You’re a real American hero.

[Kotchman]

50 minutes ago, St1ck said:

What point are you trying to make here? That I would hold a governor of one of our most populated states to a higher standard than some Venezuelan whose only possessions are a pair of jeans and a Bengals 2022 Super Bowl champions t-shirt?

The lady doesn’t answer to us. The federal government that refuses to enforce the laws should 

[Crampknees]

13 hours ago, Jason said:

That’s probably for the better because your neighbors will probably slash your tires if they see that sticker

You're not making that up. 

[Crampknees]

7 hours ago, cals said:

You’re a real American hero.

When you two get going together, or just one sitting alone, as I read through I use this handy guide to follow. 

It starts as handsome successful Cals doing his thing, then the beast shows, then cals turns into Hedwig, than KC becomes sister Mary fucking Margaret whoever it was, then rinse and repeat. 

[Kotchman]

3 hours ago, Crampknees said:

When you two get going together, or just one sitting alone, as I read through I use this handy guide to follow. 

It starts as handsome successful Cals doing his thing, then the beast shows, then cals turns into Hedwig, than KC becomes sister Mary fucking Margaret whoever it was, then rinse and repeat. 

[Crampknees]

41 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Right back to my dick again you go. No you're not closet gay tranny show. 

[mmc]

Looks like Gavy's already scared of a possible DeSantis presidency.  He wants to debate him over 2 years out

 

[Taylor]

Just now, mmc said:

Looks like Gavy's already scared of a possible DeSantis presidency.  He wants to debate him over 2 years out

 

Newsom is scared about a DeSantis presidency, so he's challenging DeSantis to a debate? Checks out.

[mmc]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Newsom is scared about a DeSantis presidency, so he's challenging DeSantis to a debate? Checks out.

Why is he concerned about a matchup with DeSantis instead of the many problems affecting this state?

[Taylor]

Just now, mmc said:

Why is he concerned about a matchup with DeSantis instead of the many problems affecting this state?

It's just a slinging dick contest. Newsom is trying to raise his national profile. DeSantis has been doing the same thing. But he's not concerned or scared. He's ambitious.

I agree that he should probably STFU and get back to running California. But this might be the new era of personality cults. The election cycle begins before the primaries.

[mmc]

5 minutes ago, Taylor said:

It's just a slinging dick contest. Newsom is trying to raise his national profile. DeSantis has been doing the same thing. But he's not concerned or scared. He's ambitious.

I agree that he should probably STFU and get back to running California. But this might be the new era of personality cults. The election cycle begins before the primaries.

Except DeSantis isn't spending taxpayer dollars on setting up abortion funds for people out of state, or putting up billboards in other states.  Newsom's making Californians pay the bill of his dickslinging

[cals]

12 minutes ago, mmc said:

Why is he concerned about a matchup with DeSantis instead of the many problems affecting this state?

You didn’t answer the question.

[mmc]

1 minute ago, cals said:

You didn’t answer the question.

He's been tweeting about DeSantis pretty much every day for about a year now.  He's pretty clearly terrified

[cals]

5 minutes ago, mmc said:

Except DeSantis isn't spending taxpayer dollars on setting up abortion funds for people out of state, or putting up billboards in other states.  Newsom's making Californians pay the bill of his dickslinging

Desantis used taxpayers funds to break federal laws and fly a bunch of Venezuelans to Massachusetts. 

[cals]

Just now, mmc said:

He's been tweeting about DeSantis pretty much every day for about a year now.  He's pretty clearly terrified

I don’t think you understand what terrified means.