Christmas presents

[Tank]

Any good stories out there of things you’ve received or given through the years? Funny ones, weird ones, amazing ones? 

[Blarg]

I once gave a friend a 6 pack of pumpkin beer and 5 years later he still had 5 left. 

[Tank]

On 12/24/2021 at 9:02 PM, Blarg said:

I once gave a friend a 6 pack of pumpkin beer and 5 years later he still had 5 left. 

What a beautiful, selfless thing to do for someone. 
 

Cheers.

[Tank]

My women gave me a new wallet yesterday made out of old baseball gloves. I’ve seen these advertised here and there and thought it’d be interesting to have one, but they’re expensive and usually fall into the category of things you probably would think but for yourself. It comes with some kind of balm to rub into the leather for protection, so once I do that I can start using it it. 
 

 

 

 

it’s an old Rawlings Ferrando Valenzuela glove. 

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Tank said:

My women gave me a new wallet yesterday made out of old baseball gloves. I’ve seen these advertised here and there and thought it’d be interesting to have one, but they’re expensive and usually fall into the category of things you probably would think but for yourself. It comes with some kind of balm to rub into the leather for protection, so once I do that I can start using it it. 
 

 

 

 

it’s an old Rawlings Ferrando Valenzuela glove. 

Big Bank Tank strikes again! 

[Justin]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

My women gave me a new wallet yesterday made out of old baseball gloves. I’ve seen these advertised here and there and thought it’d be interesting to have one, but they’re expensive and usually fall into the category of things you probably would think but for yourself. It comes with some kind of balm to rub into the leather for protection, so once I do that I can start using it it. 
it’s an old Rawlings Ferrando Valenzuela glove. 

I gave my dad one of those yesterday. I thought he would love it but I don't think he really cared. The first thing he asked was "Does this have protection from someone stealing my credit card information?" (He's at that point where he is retired and doesn't do much anymore except worry about things that could go wrong.)

I had his initials monogrammed otherwise I would offer to return it for him. 

[Slegnaac]

1 hour ago, Justin said:

I gave my dad one of those yesterday. I thought he would love it but I don't think he really cared. The first thing he asked was "Does this have protection from someone stealing my credit card information?" (He's at that point where he is retired and doesn't do much anymore except worry about things that could go wrong.)

I had his initials monogrammed otherwise I would offer to return it for him. 

Get him a subscription to Norton Lifelock and tell him the wallet now has protection.

[Taylor]

4 hours ago, Tank said:

My women gave me a new wallet yesterday made out of old baseball gloves. I’ve seen these advertised here and there and thought it’d be interesting to have one, but they’re expensive and usually fall into the category of things you probably would think but for yourself. It comes with some kind of balm to rub into the leather for protection, so once I do that I can start using it it. 
 

 

 

 

it’s an old Rawlings Ferrando Valenzuela glove. 

You have multiple women?

[Jason]

46 minutes ago, Taylor said:

You have multiple women?

You don't? 

[Blarg]

Taylor isn't nearly as progressive and he makes himself out to be.

[ten ocho recon scout]

[Lou]

4 hours ago, Justin said:

I gave my dad one of those yesterday. I thought he would love it but I don't think he really cared. The first thing he asked was "Does this have protection from someone stealing my credit card information?" (He's at that point where he is retired and doesn't do much anymore except worry about things that could go wrong.)

I had his initials monogrammed otherwise I would offer to return it for him. 

What are his initials? Maybe someone here can take it off his hands. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Taylor isn't nearly as progressive and he makes himself out to be.

I'm pretty sure multiple wives is a conservative thing.

[Justin]

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

What are his initials? Maybe someone here can take it off his hands. 

LOU

[Lou]

Just now, Justin said:

LOU

Soooooo...

England sure is shitting the bed in The Ashes series against Australia, aren't they? 

[Tank]

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

You have multiple women?

One wife plus one daughter equals two women

[Slegnaac]

21 minutes ago, Tank said:

One wife plus one daughter equals two women

The New Math may have eluded Taylor

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Justin said:

had his initials monogrammed otherwise I would offer to return it for him

Mine has my initials on it, too.

[T.G.]

On 12/26/2021 at 5:24 PM, Tank said:

Mine has my initials on it, too.

Your women?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 12/26/2021 at 12:01 PM, Taylor said:

You have multiple women?

He said that it was expensive. They went in together on it.