2021 California Recall Election

[Kotchman]

Some of my best childhood memories are getting into fist fights with pops over pick up games

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

You guys complain way more about parenting than I've ever heard any woman complain about parenting.

We are just more honest. 

[T.G.]

14 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I might be wrong, but I'm fairly certain that attending games isn't about you, but about your kid. So whether you're bored or whatever is irrelevant.

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, St1ck said:

We are just more honest. 

Serious Peyts' mom vibes.

[Kotchman]

The only frustrating thing for me was dealing with dumb ass coaches and liberal administrators. 

[Adam]

Wait until your 5 YO is in gymnastics and wants you to give her props for doing 1/4 of a cartwheel after 6 months

[T.G.]

Taylor's kid will be Goth and spend all her time locked in her bedroom listening to Depeche Mode

[Jason]

12 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Taylor's kid will be Goth and spend all her time locked in her bedroom listening to Depeche Mode

Watch her develop conservative ideologies 

[St1ck]

42 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Serious Peyts' mom vibes.

Your kid can't even hold its own head up and your coming in all Judgy McJudgerson on us. 

Edited September 8, 2021 by St1ck

[Taylor]

19 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Your kid can't even hold its own head up and your coming in all Judgy McJudgerson on us. 

She already kicks like a zebra. So I think soccer is in our future.

[T.G.]

31 minutes ago, Jason said:

Watch her develop conservative ideologies 

And marry someone in the Trump family

[Taylor]

33 minutes ago, Jason said:

Watch her develop conservative ideologies 

If anything she'll be a loony lib as a teen and then go off the rails and become an Adam-esque anarchist in her 20s.

[T.G.]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

She already kicks like a zebra. So I think soccer is in our future.

She's throwing a hissy fit.

[Taylor]

Just now, True Grich said:

She's throwing a hissy fit.

Your snark is upsetting her.

[AngelsLongBall]

2 hours ago, St1ck said:

My son is never going to make money playing soccer. He's a mixture of Irish, German, and Russian. 

Ah, so he's a plodder?

[Kotchman]

45 minutes ago, True Grich said:

She's throwing a hissy fit.

Did you put her in time out?

[Tank]

3 hours ago, St1ck said:

My son had band for his elective in junior high. It was a nightmare going to the concerts. Only saving grace was their director was kind of cool because sometimes he would mix in movie theme songs like Back To The Future. It least gave me a few minutes of mind escape thinking of the movie rather than the assault on my ears. 

my daughter played the clarinet and was actually pretty good at it. her first band teacher was a good guy, one of my best friends, and he did a great job at helping the kids. as a faculty member, going to student concerts is a requirement so i've had to sit through a lot of performances that i'd rather have missed, but that's how it goes. it was easier going when my daughter was involved. 

the current band teacher we have at school is not my favorite. her programs are usually about 30 minutes longer than they should be, and the kids don't really enjoy playing for her like they did her predecessor.

[Tank]

since i'm required to attend the christmas and spring music concerts every year, after 37 years of teaching my conservative estimate is that i've been to roughly 70 of these things.

i can't begin to tell you how much i enjoyed having the pandemic break up this streak.

[St1ck]

5 minutes ago, Tank said:

my daughter played the clarinet and was actually pretty good at it. her first band teacher was a good guy, one of my best friends, and he did a great job at helping the kids. as a faculty member, going to student concerts is a requirement so i've had to sit through a lot of performances that i'd rather have missed, but that's how it goes. it was easier going when my daughter was involved. 

the current band teacher we have at school is not my favorite. her programs are usually about 30 minutes longer than they should be, and the kids don't really enjoy playing for her like they did her predecessor.

The worst is when it's over and you think you can go home but then they start handing out awards. Each one has to have so boring ass story that goes with it. Little Timmy was very apprehensive when he first starting playing the trombone and for good reason because he was fucking terrible, but he started showing up to class 15 minutes early and now he just sounds way below average. So give it up to Timmy for the hard worker award. 

[mmc]

 

[gotbeer]

Someone is not happy their free ride is about to end.

[gotbeer]

Also I like how if the left does it, it's an activist.  

If the right wore a gorilla mask and threw an egg at Obama, you know what they would be.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

my daughter played the clarinet and was actually pretty good at it. her first band teacher was a good guy, one of my best friends, and he did a great job at helping the kids. as a faculty member, going to student concerts is a requirement so i've had to sit through a lot of performances that i'd rather have missed, but that's how it goes. it was easier going when my daughter was involved. 

the current band teacher we have at school is not my favorite. her programs are usually about 30 minutes longer than they should be, and the kids don't really enjoy playing for her like they did her predecessor.

Did she ever tell you about that one time at band camp?

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

When these things are done my wife always says the same thing: "Fine, if you're going to act like that then you will never have to come to one of these again!"  The problem is she says that but then I still have to go to the next one. 

It’s like asking her wife for something when she  says “do whatever the fuck you want”. 

[Jay]

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

She already kicks like a zebra. So I think soccer is in our future.

Let's see if she can wipe herself.

Attainable goals.