I'm thinking of getting another cat

[Stradling]

I have a bunch of cats at the house and a bunch of dogs.  

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Stradling said:

I have a bunch of cats at the house and a bunch of dogs.  

So you're bisexual?

[Stradling]

13 minutes ago, Lou said:

So you're bisexual?

Kinda.  I’m Happily married.  

[Lou]

27 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Kinda.  I’m Happily married.  

I think that makes you asexual 

[the dude abides]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

I think that makes you asexual 

Q: What type of food is guaranteed to kill a woman's libido?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: Wedding cake.

[Stradling]

6 hours ago, Lou said:

I think that makes you asexual 

I said happily married

[Lou]

[Blarg]

One of the two was a vegetarian, the other an untrustworthy murderer.

[tdawg87]

This is Coconut, also known as Coco or "Nut", as I prefer.

She's a little shit who hides all day like a bitch and only comes out when there are treats. She's like the waybackman of cats.

[Blarg]

Yup, looks like an asshole. 

[tdawg87]

I didn't post a picture of a mirror.

[m0nkey]

I've got one like that too

[tdawg87]

Mine's better.

[m0nkey]

Won't argue, mine doesn't eat much but is still fat because she doesn't do anything

[tdawg87]

But is she cuddly? 

I understand how gay this question is but we're already balls deep here in gayness so F*ck it.

[Blarg]

Those both look like assholes. So, yeah, Monkey, it looks just like tdawg's.

[Stradling]

These are two different cats, Kobe and Metta.  Kobe is small, weights about 10 lbs and her brother is Metta and he weighs about 17lbs.  Both are soft and cuddly.  

[tdawg87]

Why do we all have the same cat?

Is it because we're homos? I mean yeah but there's gotta be more to it

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 7/24/2019 at 9:17 AM, the dude abides said:

Q: What type of food is guaranteed to kill a woman's libido?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: Wedding cake.

A former office partner asked me once...

Q: How do you cure a nymphomaniac?

A: Marry her.

The way that it was posed, I gathered that it was from personal experience.

That kind soul was killed in the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in 1995 (which I was thrown into three months out of nursing school). Rest in peace, Claude. 

[Stradling]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

Why do we all have the same cat?

Is it because we're homos? I mean yeah but there's gotta be more to it

I’ll try and take a picture of Beamer, my daughter’s cat that also lives with us.  Imagine all of these cats of ours, but twice the size.  

[Stradling]

His tail is about 14-16 inches long, he is a larger frame cat, the picture doesn’t do him justice.  Yes he is also an asshole.  

[m0nkey]

7 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

But is she cuddly? 

I understand how gay this question is but we're already balls deep here in gayness so F*ck it.

No that ones almost a waste of pet space in the house, she doesn’t do anything but will occasionally have a moment of fun. My other one is really friendly and social, though she’s a pest in the kitchen

[m0nkey]

Is this also officially the gayest thread on the board now?

[arch stanton]

I feel like anyone calling a cat an asshole is just being redundant 

[Tank]

2 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Is this also officially the gayest thread on the board now?

it is now.