What are we going to do about Ohtani's translator's hair?

[DowningRules]

I don't like this dude's hair. It's got a bit of modern era Mark Langston to it by way of a '70s biker gang. Maybe some Japanese boy band energy in there too. I would suggest he trim it, maybe give it a fade. The part down the middle is crushing, and not it in a good way. 

Needs to cut it shorter on the sides, part it on the left.

Maybe Jose Mota can host a cut-a-thon with Ohtani translator translating for him.

How would you cut the Translator's hair? Please to solve.

[UndertheHalo]

Agreed.  This is the main issue facing the Angels.  I advocate all asians wearing mullets.

Edited May 4, 2018 by UndertheHalo

[Make Angels Great Again]

[Angelsfan1984]

[Slegnaac]

24 minutes ago, DowningRules said:

I don't like this dude's hair. It's got a bit of modern era Mark Langston to it by way of a '70s biker gang. Maybe some Japanese boy band energy in there too. I would suggest he trim it, maybe give it a fade. The part down the middle is crushing, and not it in a good way. 

Needs to cut it shorter on the sides, part it on the left.

Maybe Jose Mota can host a cut-a-thon with Ohtani translator translating for him.

How would you cut the Translator's hair? Please to solve.

We need more posts from DR.

[Taylor]

[tdawg87]

[T.G.]

 

Yup... Last Supper....

[Angelsfan1984]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Let me guess...white devil white devil.

[Chuck]

[Pablo]

Let Middleton have an hour with him.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Frosted tips would be the only way to go. 

[Angelsfan626]

Are we really running out of shit to talk about?

[krAbs]

A+ Shitpost material right here.

[JAHV76]

The haircut reminds me of Moe Howard.

 

[Lou]

With all due respect to Godzilla, gotta go with The Lizard 

[Make Angels Great Again]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

With all due respect to Godzilla, gotta go with The Lizard 

 

So, yes, this haircut is weird.

 

But it's also kinda Facking cool.

[Make Angels Great Again]

I hate this Facking censorship.

[Taylor]

4 minutes ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

So, yes, this haircut is weird.

 

But it's also kinda Facking cool.

The lizard tail really rounds it out.

[ettin]

6 hours ago, DowningRules said:

I don't like this dude's hair. It's got a bit of modern era Mark Langston to it by way of a '70s biker gang. Maybe some Japanese boy band energy in there too. I would suggest he trim it, maybe give it a fade. The part down the middle is crushing, and not it in a good way. 

Needs to cut it shorter on the sides, part it on the left.

Maybe Jose Mota can host a cut-a-thon with Ohtani translator translating for him.

How would you cut the Translator's hair? Please to solve.

You do nothing that messes with the streak.