Gameday Thread: Angels vs. A's (4/8/2018) Ohtani's first home start on the mound

[CaliAngel]

I feel like if boner pics are gonna fly around here it's pretty much become fair game. 

[Jason]

6-0 lead in the 8th and he's walking batters?

[Lou]

9 minutes ago, CaliAngel said:

useless then sure, but you've got yer nose up my arsehole constantly so that must mean something right?

don't get a dingleberry in your mouth

I hope you realize this just makes you a nasty guy who can't wipe himself 

[CaliAngel]

3 minutes ago, Don said:

Listening to Mota break down Ohtani’s performance makes me want to puke. It’s like pooping on the Mona Lisa.

Much like Mathis, it hurts my brain trying to figure out how these 2 dudes still have a job in Major League Baseball. 

[Jason]

1 minute ago, Angelsjunky said:

Does everyone have to quote tdawg's post, again and again? 

I'm finding myself slightly aroused.

Is that gay?

Yes

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

Just now, Angelsjunky said:

Does everyone have to quote tdawg's post, again and again? 

I'm finding myself slightly aroused.

Is that gay?

Hit the ^ button and it disappears.

[Chuck]

4 minutes ago, bloodbrother said:

Was more like this after his last strikeout

@Angelsjunky

[CaliAngel]

Just now, calscuf said:

I’m willing to bet there’s a few Trump guys from the political board who forgot.

The dude who bangs pornstars forgot?

[Jason]

THROW STRIKES!!

[eligrba4ever]

Nothing like a double play to fix a walk.

[Taylor]

DP!

[Blarg]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

THROW STRIKES Double Plays!!

Fify

[Chuck]

Shohei Ohtani (2018): 13 IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 18 K, 1.76 FIP, 183 pitches, 42 swinging strikes; .389/.421/.889, 3 HR, 7 RBI, 4 R, 278 wRC+

— Justin Russo (@FlyByKnite) April 8, 2018

[CaliAngel]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

I hope you realize this just makes you a nasty guy who can't wipe himself 

Well usually the pornstars get to them but they were off this week, had to take a trip to Washington, DC

[Angelsjunky]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

DP!

Double Penetration?

Is that @tdawg87's fantasy about being turned into a Chinese finger trap by Trout and Ohtani?

[Troll Daddy]

 

 

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

• Jeff Passan‏Verified account @JeffPassan 13m13 minutes ago

1.  

The last pitcher who within his first two career starts had a game in which he went at least 7 innings, allowed 1 hit or fewer, 1 walk or fewer and struck out at least 12: Steve Woodard in 1997. Before that: Juan Marichal in 1960. And that's it. Ever. Ohtani joined them today.

[Ohtaniland]

The player of the game has to be Ryan Schimpf

[CaliAngel]

Whoever the  that is announcing the attendance which can be overheard loud and clear on the radio feed sounds like he is stoned and/or drunk and doesn't seem to give a **about 1) knowing the information he's sharing nor 2) sharing that information with the participating media

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

Max Meyer‏Verified account @TheMaxMeyer 30m30 minutes ago

Shohei Ohtani is batting .389 with 3 home runs and 7 RBIs, and he's looked even better as a pitcher. What a talent.

 

[eligrba4ever]

GO FELIX PENA!!! Get this road trip started!!!

[Docwaukee]

2 minutes ago, CaliAngel said:

Whoever the  that is announcing the attendance which can be overheard loud and clear on the radio feed sounds like he is stoned and/or drunk and doesn't seem to give a ** about 1) knowing the information he's sharing nor 2) sharing that information with the participating media

calm down.  

[101halo]

Boo Pena, boo Joyce. 

[Blarg]

1 minute ago, Dochalo said:

calm down.  

Cali incorrectly thinks anyone gives a shit about what he says.

[laagamer]

I heard Matt Joyce eats doo doo