The Onion: Thread of Greatness

[RallyMo]

Here's something that I hadn't seen until today.

 

It's hilarious:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/greg-oden-on-final-four-appearance-im-happier-than,9877/

[RallyMo]

...and of course, perhaps the greatest thing they've ever published:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/load-of-mulch-dumped-in-kind-of-ballsy-location,20393/

[Brandon]

The Youlklis one about him eating chicks out with extras in his beard and telling sex stories on the team bus.

While the story was top notch, the best part was the photo they used of him which went perfect with a creep.

[Tank]

I like the new story that third graders in china are starting to lag behind American high school students in math,

[Glen]

Still my favorite:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/taco-bell-launches-new-morning-after-burrito,918/

[Tank]

Still my favorite:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/taco-bell-launches-new-morning-after-burrito,918/

LOL!

"Developed by a team of top Taco Bell gynecologists, the $1.99 "ContraceptiMelt" burrito creates an inhospitable environment within the womb, causing fertilized ovum tissue to be flushed from the body."

That might be one of the most awesome-ist things ever.

[nate]

The mulch one is still my favorite.

[Chris]

I still like Dustin Pedroia working on his prick skills all offseason.

 

 

[RallyMo]

Well, there's now an internet slideshow I can say I enjoyed:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/19-tweets-from-the-audubon-societybarack-obama-twi,32625/

[Adam]

Oh man... Google "The Onion" then in the search box, "Kevin Youkilis" then read them all. Gross. Hilarious

[RallyMo]

Oh man... Google "The Onion" then in the search box, "Kevin Youkilis" then read them all. Gross. Hilarious

 

Holy crap. Amazing.

[Brandon]

That's the one I mentioned above. Pretty sick actually. It was also my inauguration to the onion so I was mind blown they could write that stuff.

[St1ck]

Well, there's now an internet slideshow I can say I enjoyed:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/19-tweets-from-the-audubon-societybarack-obama-twi,32625/

 

 

 

That was great.

[yk9001]

New, Improved Google Maps Lets User Launch Missile At Any Location On Globe

 

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs

 

My favorite

 

17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11

[yk9001]

Here's something that I hadn't seen until today.

 

It's hilarious:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/greg-oden-on-final-four-appearance-im-happier-than,9877/

 

Most of the time, the headline is all you need for a hearty laugh.

[mrwicked]

LOL!

"Developed by a team of top Taco Bell gynecologists, the $1.99 "ContraceptiMelt" burrito creates an inhospitable environment within the womb, causing fertilized ovum tissue to be flushed from the body."

That might be one of the most awesome-ist things ever.

 

in college we put up a fake ad in the dorms for abortsins.

they were like raisinettes, was a morning after candy pill developed by cutting edge researchers at the pond's institute.