37 People Die from Marijuana OD on First Legal Day (Satire!)

[1nutkruk]

I thought the Onion would be the first but...

 

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/01/02/marijuana-overdoses-kill-37-in-colorado-on-first-day-of-legalization/

 

[JAHV76]

Its reefer madness!

[mrwicked]

lol. rad.

 

off topic marijuana might not kill people, but prolonged use definitely makes people dumber IMO.

[1nutkruk]

I just love how Jessie Pinkman ODed on pot.

[Blarg]

lol. rad.

off topic marijuana might not kill people, but prolonged use definitely makes people dumber IMO.

That is supported by scientific fact but stoners refute brain scans saying they are false stats like RBIs.

[1nutkruk]

Rumor is Lincecum is asking to be traded to the Rockies.

[Thomas]

Rumor is Lincecum is asking to be traded to the Rockies.

 

You can't smoke enough weed to want to do that if you are a pitcher. Seattle. Seattle is where he would be asked to be traded.

[Brandon]

That must be some strain. I'm betting they really upped the root excellerator pre-veg and during bloom hit it hard with bush load or crystal burst, but were meticulous with it as that stuff is a fine line. The water must be RO, which is a given for solid growers, but probably had a base line of 6.0 for their ph levels until about week 5 or 6.

 

The funny thing about a satire piece is there is probably legit people that would seek a strain like this, or worse, have someone get ahold of the genetics and clone/grow them.

[Hollyw00d]

I ODed on marijuana once. If it wasn't for those 5 twinkies, cheeseburger, and three bags of doritos, I might not be alive today

[gotbeer]

There is no way you could od on that shit.  Have you seen the prices?  You'd have to be a sports athlete or a politician to afford it.

[Brandon]

The median price is 2.7 a pound. Good stuff still goes for 3k a p, but ranges from 2.5 to 3. Outdoor is still around 1.8 a p, on average,

[Brandon]

When I say median price that is the CA market. It varies in other states, like certin parts of the east coast where it's 5k a pound.

[1nutkruk]

That must be some strain. I'm betting they really upped the root excellerator pre-veg and during bloom hit it hard with bush load or crystal burst, but were meticulous with it as that stuff is a fine line. The water must be RO, which is a given for solid growers, but probably had a base line of 6.0 for their ph levels until about week 5 or 6.

 

The funny thing about a satire piece is there is probably legit people that would seek a strain like this, or worse, have someone get ahold of the genetics and clone/grow them.

There were some ODs last year with the synthetic stuff being produced.

[1nutkruk]

You can't smoke enough weed to want to do that if you are a pitcher. Seattle. Seattle is where he would be asked to be traded.

He would be too high here to notice the ball flying out of the park.

[1nutkruk]

It was only a matter of time:  http://abriluno.com/phillip-morris-introduces-marlboro-marijuana-cigarettes/

[Vernster52]

It was only a matter of time:  http://abriluno.com/phillip-morris-introduces-marlboro-marijuana-cigarettes/

The new Onion?

[1nutkruk]

The new Onion?

Possibly.

[Angel Oracle]

lol. rad.

 

off topic marijuana might not kill people, but prolonged use definitely makes people dumber IMO.

Even though I still believe it should be decriminalized nationally, I won't disagree with this totally.

It has benefits to be sure including some health related, but like anything abused, abuse of it is not good.

[Vernster52]

Even though I still believe it should be decriminalized nationally, I won't disagree with this totally.

It has benefits to be sure including some health related, but like anything abused, abuse of it is not good.

So be a user, not an abuser.