Better ways to spend $125 million

[The God of Runs]

Buy a lighter for $1 and then light the remaining $124,999,999 on fire.  Thanks for nothing. 

[wopphil]

You would probably also need some lighter fluid or gas to torch that much paper.

[Jason]

Spend it on midget porn

[fan_since79]

Josh Hamilton, WPA (Win Probability Added)

 

2010  6.2

2011  4.9

2012  2.6

2013  -0.5

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hamiljo03-bat.shtml#batting_win_probability::none

[Angel Oracle]

Why did Arte Moreno and Dipoto bring in TWO mega salary hitters who were already on a downward trajectory before coming here?

Both would make crappy investment advisors, because they obviously believe in buying high for declining value.

[Incy29]

I'd have given that $ to Trout instead of trying to go on the cheap with one of the few players that actually produce.

[Incy29]

Well at least the Angels only have Pujols for 8 more years.

[arch stanton]

Buy a week's worth of tissue for the posters in this forum.

[notalpujols]

Buy 125 million bottles of ice cold water from the Ice Cold Water Guy in Baltimore.

[CaliAngel]

Buy a lighter for $1 and then light the remaining $124,999,999 on fire.  Thanks for nothing. 

 

Would definitely be more entertaining than Hamilton has been all season.

[gotbeer]

Making it rain at Fritz', every night, for 17 years.  

[Torridd]

It really is unfathomable what's happening. Guy has just fallen apart. Makes no sense. Arte has to be privately seething.

[Docwaukee]

Josh Hamilton, WPA (Win Probability Added)

 

2010  6.2

2011  4.9

2012  2.6

2013  -0.5

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hamiljo03-bat.shtml#batting_win_probability::none

Oh good. It's gotten better.

[Tyler]

Well done op, well done.

[gotbeer]

Buy a lighter for $1 and then light the remaining $124,999,999 on fire.  Thanks for nothing. 

 

[Torridd]

Ha! I'm only burning my half.

[Homebrewer]

Buy a used 747 and put remote controls on it.

Fill the seats with fireworks and the cabin with pure oxygen.

Invite a few thousand of your closest friends, hire caterers and provide an open free bar.

Take it out to the Nevada desert and crash it at high speed.

Even after the clean up work, you'd probably have money left over.

[HaloCory22]

Buy a used 747 and put remote controls on it.

Fill the seats with fireworks and the cabin with pure oxygen.

Invite a few thousand of your closest friends, hire caterers and provide an open free bar.

Take it out to the Nevada desert and crash it at high speed.

Even after the clean up work, you'd probably have money left over.

Sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this before.

[Homebrewer]

That was off the top of my head.

If I really thought about it, I could come up with much better.