Monkeypox

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[Amazing Larry]

Have the dems asked for a lockdown yet? Need some mail in voting in a few months.

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, Lhalo said:

Have the dems asked for a lockdown yet? Need some mail in voting in a few months.

I can't imagine the pain you must suffer daily. 

[cals]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

I can't imagine the pain you must suffer daily. 

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[Taylor]

What if Trump gets Monkeypox in prison?

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

What if Trump gets Monkeypox in prison?

You'd probably spend hours jerking off thinking about it.

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

You'd probably spend hours jerking off thinking about it.

It's been two hours but I can't think of a good comeback.

 

Yet.

[cals]

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

It's been two hours but I can't think of a good comeback.

 

Yet.

That’s a long jerk off session.

[Sully151]

7 hours ago, Blarg said:

You'd probably spend hours jerking off thinking about it.

At least he would be safe from Monkeypox.

[cals]

1 hour ago, Sully151 said:

At least he would be safe from Monkeypox.

Not the way Taylor does it.

[Redondo]

Dog infected with monkeypox after sharing bed, licking owners

An Italian greyhound owned by a gay couple has been infected with monkeypox in the first reported case passed from a human to their pet.

The French couple, involved in a non-monogamous relationship, are believed to have contracted monkeypox following sexual contact with other men. 

They said they noticed pustules on their dog's stomach. A PCR test later confirmed the pooch had contracted the virus.

The animal had shared a bed with the two men and had licked at least one of them before licking itself, according to the Lancet Medical Journal.

 

[Amazing Larry]

2 hours ago, Redondo said:

Dog infected with monkeypox after sharing bed, licking owners

An Italian greyhound owned by a gay couple has been infected with monkeypox in the first reported case passed from a human to their pet.

The French couple, involved in a non-monogamous relationship, are believed to have contracted monkeypox following sexual contact with other men. 

They said they noticed pustules on their dog's stomach. A PCR test later confirmed the pooch had contracted the virus.

The animal had shared a bed with the two men and had licked at least one of them before licking itself, according to the Lancet Medical Journal.

[Jason]

lol. i don't believe this dude's story 

[Blarg]

Josh is gay as fuck. 

[cals]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

lol. i don't believe this dude's story 

Yeah.  He “got it at work”.  Sure bro.

[Blarg]

Worst example of trying to convince his parents he is straight. Go on national TV and lie about how he got the butt pox.

[Jay]

Fucking Monkeypox.

What's next.

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[gotbeer]

So how many cases of hetero infections?  

[Amazing Larry]

4 hours ago, gotbeer said:

So how many cases of hetero infections?  

The number probably depends on if that dog consented. 

[Kotchman]

Just now, Lhalo said:

The number probably depends on if that dog consented. 

It’s amazing how Americans frown on dogs living outdoors nowadays but nobody will speak out about gays molesting animals.