Art Contest: Draw Rachel Maddow

[Lhalo]

1 hour ago, st1ckboy said:

I don't know why but this thread reminded me of this internet classic.

I am better than your kids.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

 

 

 

Thank you for this.

[St1ck]

10 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Thank you for this.

 

Did you never see this before? This was pretty early day internet. 

[Lhalo]

2 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

 

Did you never see this before? This was pretty early day internet. 

First time. I never knew what I was missing.

[Blarg]

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=beat/

Five across the eyes. This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the back of your hand. Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won't get a stinging effect. Very important because you don't want to risk letting your kid think you're a pussy.

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Someone is really just discovering Maddox's page now?  Pretty sure that page is older than Monkey.

[Blarg]

Of all things my son introduced me to Maddox way back by showing me the beat your children page, he was about 14 at the time and says, this is totally you. I couldn't stop laughing. 

[St1ck]

Took me almost a month but I finally got it done. 

 

[Dtwncbad]

3 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Took me almost a month but I finally got it done. 

 

I am impressed how well you were able to convey all the emotions.  Victimization, dishonesty, joylessness, self-loathing, blaming hate and anger.

Sincerely, nice work.

[St1ck]

24 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

I am impressed how well you were able to convey all the emotions.  Victimization, dishonesty, joylessness, self-loathing, blaming hate and anger.

Sincerely, nice work.

Thanks! That's exactly what I was going for. 

[tdawg87]

[St1ck]

This was my first attempt. I didn't care for it though.

 

[Blarg]

26 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

That's Sylvester Stallone. 

[Dtwncbad]

37 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

This was my first attempt. I didn't care for it though.

 

The contest was Maddow, not Justin Bieber.

[St1ck]

14 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

The contest was Maddow, not Justin Bieber.

I tried my best. I even wrote her name next to the picture so people wouldn't confuse her with someone else. Like I said I didn't care for it so I drew a new one. 

[Brandon]

Took a little longer than expected, but I wasn't sure whether to draw her with the glasses on or not.

[Dtwncbad]

Definitely the exception to “you are what you eat”

[Redondo]

4 hours ago, Dtwncbad said:

Definitely the exception to “you are what you eat”