Art Contest: Draw Rachel Maddow

[Dtwncbad]

[Jason]

If I was an artist I’d spend my time drawing hot chicks with big boobs 

[RallyMo]

Thread Contest: Start A Stupid Thread

[RallyMo]

Just now, fishbulb said:

Thread Contest: Start A Stupid Thread

Winner: @Dtwncbad

Congrats!

[Brandon]

Meh. She looks like every other short haired dyke.

Her meltdown when Trump won is still tops.

[mtangelsfan]

3 hours ago, Dtwncbad said:

That is Mitch McConnell 

[Redondo]

[Jason]

32 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

That is Mitch McConnell 

50 years ago

[St1ck]

I don't know why but this thread reminded me of this internet classic.

I am better than your kids.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

 

 

 

Edited March 10, 2021 by st1ckboy

[Jason]

23 minutes ago, cals said:

Lol, there won't be a better post in this thread 

[Dtwncbad]

I guess I pissed her off.  She has now obtained portions of Tippy’s 2012 tax returns. . .

Tippy evidently uses tax shellters and shell corporations.

[Crampknees]

Cals won so no need to do Maddow.  I went ahead and drew Don Jr though. 

[Blarg]

That's Hunter Biden you fool. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/04/hunter-biden-will-publish-memoir-beautiful-things-about-drug-addiction-recovery.html

 

[Crampknees]

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

That's Hunter Biden you fool. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/04/hunter-biden-will-publish-memoir-beautiful-things-about-drug-addiction-recovery.html

 

Draw your own picture and name it fuck wad. I can name my masterpiece whatever I choose. 

[Blarg]

4 hours ago, Jason said:

If I was an artist I’d spend my time drawing hot chicks with big boobs 

Back when I was in college my wife's friend challenged me to draw a picture of her nude but she wasn't going to take her clothes off. So I had her sit still for an hour and drew her topless with the small breasts she had. She never let me see if I got them right but took the picture with her. At one time I had some talent with pencil and pen and ink, now I don't think I could draw even the simplest subject. You either use talent or it fades away. 

[Jason]

Just now, Blarg said:

Back when I was in college my wife's friend challenged me to draw a picture of her nude but she wasn't going to take her clothes off. So I had her sit still for an hour and drew her topless with the small breasts she had. She never let me see if I got them right but took the picture with her. At one time I had some talent with pencil and pen and ink, now I don't think I could draw even the simplest subject. You either use talent or it fades away. 

I would have drawn her with lopsided breasts and a real hairy bush just to upset her. "Either deal with this or prove me wrong lady" 

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Back when I was in college my wife's friend challenged me to draw a picture of her nude but she wasn't going to take her clothes off. So I had her sit still for an hour and drew her topless with the small breasts she had. She never let me see if I got them right but took the picture with her. At one time I had some talent with pencil and pen and ink, now I don't think I could draw even the simplest subject. You either use talent or it fades away. 

Like AAA prospects riding the pine when they get called up 

[Blarg]

Like Cals with MS Paint. 

[Tank]

8 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Back when I was in college my wife's friend challenged me to draw a picture of her nude but she wasn't going to take her clothes off. So I had her sit still for an hour and drew her topless with the small breasts she had. She never let me see if I got them right but took the picture with her. At one time I had some talent with pencil and pen and ink, now I don't think I could draw even the simplest subject. You either use talent or it fades away. 

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[Crampknees]

8 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Back when I was in college my wife's friend challenged me to draw a picture of her nude but she wasn't going to take her clothes off. So I had her sit still for an hour and drew her topless with the small breasts she had. She never let me see if I got them right but took the picture with her. At one time I had some talent with pencil and pen and ink, now I don't think I could draw even the simplest subject. You either use talent or it fades away. 

I did some landscape oils stuff in high school.  Sold some at whatever festival it was...Renaissance, Strawberry, Pumpkin, in Calabasas when it was some ranches and a few houses. Biggest sale may have been $35.  One of my kids still has the last one left, did some trees with just a palette knife.  My painting days faded long ago but Cals still has his garage band. 

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, st1ckboy said:

I don't know why but this thread reminded me of this internet classic.

I am better than your kids.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

 

 

 

 

[Crampknees]

5 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

 

Kid got robbed.  The detail alone accentuating the rims even was a solid B at worst. 

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, Crampknees said:

Kid got robbed.  The detail alone accentuating the rims even was a solid B at worst. 

 

[Dtwncbad]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

Cals won so no need to do Maddow.  I went ahead and drew Don Jr though. 

I think that’s 80% of the kids in my high school in 1984.

[Dtwncbad]

40 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Back when I was in college my wife's friend challenged me to draw a picture of her nude but she wasn't going to take her clothes off. So I had her sit still for an hour and drew her topless with the small breasts she had. She never let me see if I got them right but took the picture with her. At one time I had some talent with pencil and pen and ink, now I don't think I could draw even the simplest subject. You either use talent or it fades away. 

TBH, this story started interesting and then was a massive let down.