Chance of a lifetime for just $50

[Chuck]

If you'd like to sit next to @tdawg87 and I to take in the Angels vs. the Cubs game this Friday, send me a PM. 

You're never going to experience anything remotely as awesome as this, so hit me up ASAP. 

[tdawg87]

Pay that man.

[Ohtaniland]

I’d like to buy the ticket for a friend. She lives in Tempe. Can meet you at the gate. BIG ANGELS FAN.

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, OHTANILAND said:

I’d like to buy the ticket for a friend. She lives in Tempe. Can meet you at the gate. BIG ANGELS FAN.

Does she do anal

[Ohtaniland]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Does she do anal

Negotiable, how good are the seats? 

[Chuck]

Jesús Cristo

[tdawg87]

9 minutes ago, OHTANILAND said:

Negotiable, how good are the seats? 

Two legs and a hard spot

[Blarg]

If it were next week I'd be there. 

 

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

Does that include air fair and room and board.

                                                                                                                                                            

[Ohtaniland]

6 minutes ago, Blarg said:

If it were next week I'd be there. 

 

Cool, I’ll give you her number.

[Blarg]

Just now, Ace-Of-Diamonds said:

Does that include air fair and room and board.

                                                                                                                                                            

The air is free, not much room between beefcake Chuck and his seatmate Jabba the TDawg and you won't be bored.

[tdawg87]

22 minutes ago, Blarg said:

The air is free, not much room between beefcake Chuck and his seatmate Jabba the TDawg and you won't be bored.

I will poison your Metamucil

[Mark68]

I'm gonna be with the other peons. On the lawn. 

Sorry tdawg. I mean, you're welcome.

[Blarg]

Looks like Chuck is in competition with himself, he has another thread where he unercuts his price by $5. A couple more threads and this ticket will be $20.

[John Taylor]

By "Sitting next to" Chuck actually means you will sit on his lap whilst he gently caresses you during the game, and as a free bonus you will be his little spoon later that night! @tdawg87 will film it and totally not post it on YouTube. Honestly worth more than $50 IMHO

[John Taylor]

The real question is.....Who is the one who flaked on you guys to leave you with an extra ticket? 

[Blarg]

For $50 he will tell.

[Ohtaniland]

Tdawg does know he’s going to be sitting in that special section right? 

 

[tomsred]

5 minutes ago, John Taylor said:

The real question is.....Who is the one who flaked on you guys to leave you with an extra ticket? 

[Blarg]

I really don't want to take a chance of bumping into Lifetime for $50 so I'm out.

[Blarg]

1 minute ago, OHTANILAND said:

Tdawg does know he’s going to be sitting in that special section right? 

 

The Canadian aisle?

[Ohtaniland]

Has Tdawg actually ever met Chuck in person....very friendly.

 

[Blarg]

After the game you can join Tdawg and Chuck at their pad for a dip in their private pool. No need to bring swim trunks.

[Ohtaniland]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

After the game you can join Tdawg and Chuck at their pad for a dip in their private pool. No need to bring swim trunks.

Well if Tdawg is wearing his....

[tdawg87]

This thread has taken a turn for the sexy.