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[Dtwncbad]

 

[Dtwncbad]

 

[Chuck]

We get 92% of totality up here in Seattle.

I wasn't going to make the trek down south to Oregon and sit in traffic for a day just to take in 100% totality of the eclipse when I can get 92% here. 

Should be getting dark here in an hour. 

[Dtwncbad]

Saw a news story of a guy getting married on eclipse day.  The symbolism is awesome.  A cold, lifeless mass basically getting in the way of getting anything done, engulfing 100% of your energy.

[Glen]

5 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

Saw a news story of a guy getting married on eclipse day.  The symbolism is awesome.  A cold, lifeless mass basically getting in the way of getting anything done, engulfing 100% of your energy.

 

Post of the week.

[Dtwncbad]

In other news, it is reported that there are creatures on the sun very excited for todays eclipse in reverse.  It will be the first time in their lifetime that the moon will fully obscure their view of Kim Kardashian's ass.

[Chuck]

3 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

In other news, it is reported that there are creatures on the sun very excited for todays eclipse in reverse.  It will be the first time in their lifetime that the moon will fully obscure their view of Kim Kardashian's ass.

lol. 

[Troll Daddy]

22 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

Saw a news story of a guy getting married on eclipse day.  The symbolism is awesome.  A cold, lifeless mass basically getting in the way of getting anything done, engulfing 100% of your energy.

The three rings of marriage 

engagement ring

wedding ring

suffer ring!

[Troll Daddy]

[beatlesrule]

Still really bright here in HB.

[Chuck]

Took a picture from my office building through my eclipse glasses. Will take another one once we're at 92% of totality here in Seattle.

[Chuck]

[Erstad Grit]

Wow. I love being married.  

[Dtwncbad]

1 hour ago, Erstad Grit said:

Wow. I love being married.  

Me too. 18 yrs.  It's just a joke.

[ettin]

36 minutes ago, calscuf said:

I'm so glad my wife doesn't read AW and I'd be forced to say shit like this.

I gotta be careful leaving AW.com open on our desktop because Troll Daddy switched back to his booby avatar and man when that notice popped up in the right hand corner I thought "I'm glad I was the one sitting there and not my wife!"

[ettin]

Jesus it just happened again!

[Troll Daddy]

1 minute ago, ettin said:

Jesus it just happened again!

Problem solved

[ettin]

Just now, Troll Daddy said:

Problem solved 

Ummm didn't you realize I was trying to illicit your response dude?

[Troll Daddy]

23 minutes ago, ettin said:

Ummm didn't you realize I was trying to illicit your response dude?

lol Chuck banned me from using that avatar 5 or 6 years ago ... he said it was the unsuitable for the younger crowd. 

 

[ettin]

6 minutes ago, Troll Daddy said:

lol Chuck banned me from using that avatar 5 or 6 years ago ... he said it was the unsuitable for the younger crowd. 

 

Now I'm gonna have to start calling him Blue Ball Richter.

[gotbeer]

Is it just me?  But after watching that music video, this day after the eclipse.  If you did the things in the video, the SJW's would have your picture plastered in the paper for inappropriate relations with a minor.