Why do terrible things happen to good people?

[red321]

Long but glorious read...and probably one of the greatest lede sentences in modern times.

Frank Ancona, the imperial wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, smelled like cat piss. 

The stench clung to the 51-year-old's graying hair and mustache. It seeped into the fabric of his clothes and hung on him like a blanket. He was unhappy about it, but he did not seem to know what to do. He lived in a small, beat-looking house in the rural southeast Missouri town of Leadwood. The windows of the front porch had been pulled out and the wood frames wrapped in chicken wire — a project his wife had undertaken one evening after he headed off to his job as an overnight courier for a St. Louis-based shipping company.

Malissa Ancona, 44, seemed intent on turning their home into a giant kennel. It was well-known that the bleach blonde ran an off-the-books — some would say infamous — animal rescue. Dozens of cats and two dogs shared 1,000 square feet with the Klansman and his wife. They nested in piles of dirty clothes, pawed through open garbage and kicked litter across the floors. A neighbor estimates as many as 70 cats lived there during peak times.

[Blarg]

About 5 to 8 thousand members in the entire US and they deserve cats pissing on them. 

It is also why they are completely irrelevant as to who they endorse during an election. Anyone who tried to make a statement about some cat piss soaked jackass endorsing a candidate deserves to lose their press credentials. 

[gotbeer]

Shouldn't this be in the cats suck thread?  Too many cats will make anyone go crazy.

 

[red321]

You need to read the article folks...this is more than just a cat's suck story...murder...mystery...intrigue...

[mtangelsfan]

Earth First has more members than the KKK.

The American communist party has more members than the KKK.

Oh and I hope that guy has to soak in cat piss for the rest of his miserable life.  

[red321]

1 minute ago, mtangelsfan said:

Earth First has more members than the KKK.

The American communist party has more members than the KKK.

Oh and I hope that guy has to soak in cat piss for the rest of his miserable life.  

spoiler alert...he did...

 

geez...maybe I should have sold the article as a murder mystery instead of an opus to cat piss kkk dude

[mtangelsfan]

13 minutes ago, red321 said:

spoiler alert...he did...

 

geez...maybe I should have sold the article as a murder mystery instead of an opus to cat piss kkk dude

ok, read it.  Strange, sad and funny.

I still think the cat did it.

[red321]

right? if you asked someone to write a white trash opus...that story probably gets rejected for being too trite and predictable

[mtangelsfan]

Exactly.

[Jason]

So in summation, poor people smell like cat piss

[Lou]

white people

[the dude abides]

Fuck cats.

 

[Tank]

8 hours ago, red321 said:

You need to read the article folks...this is more than just a cat's suck story...murder...mystery...intrigue...

Interesting story, though it neglected the "smells like cat piss" stuff.

[Adam]

That was awesome. I'm gonna see if that writer has written any books.

[Taylor]

Quote

The population of 1,282 is 99 percent white. For diversity, residents identifying as American Indian outnumbered African-Americans two to one. That's not a ratio: Census workers counted a total of two Native Americans and one black person in the 2010 tally

I want to know who the one black dude is.

[mtangelsfan]

 

[Adam]

I love that he drove a Ford Fusion. Nothing says white power quite like getting 37 MPG in a sporty little sedan

[red321]

*spoiler alert*

I loved that he called the ex-husband and asked if he would take his ex-wife back

[red321]

9 hours ago, Taylor said:

I want to know who the one black dude is.

When he was lying there bleeding out...do you think his final thought was..."man, this is all Tyrone's fault..."?

[wopphil]

On 3/14/2017 at 0:57 PM, mtangelsfan said:

Earth First has more members than the KKK.

The American communist party has more members than the KKK.

Oh and I hope that guy has to soak in cat piss for the rest of his miserable life.  

Yeah, I am far more concerned about the AJ's and Gavin Newsom's of the world than any KKK group.

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, wopphil said:

Yeah, I am far more concerned about the AJ's and Gavin Newsom's of the world than any KKK group.

Easy to say when you have to buy sunscreen. 

[Lhalo]

On 3/15/2017 at 6:45 AM, Adam said:

I love that he drove a Ford Fusion. Nothing says white power quite like getting 37 MPG in a sporty little sedan

It's no KIA. 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Lawrence said:

It's no KIA. 

[Lhalo]

That phone brings back some memories. 

[Angelsjunky]

Because:

A} God's an asshole (aka "he moves in mysterious ways").

B} There's no God and shit just happens.

Might as well throw in the New Age option:

C} Because your soul wants to experience whatever it needs to evolve.