Shoemaker Speaks Out After Emergency Brain Surgery

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/los-angeles-angels-pitcher-matt-shoemaker-speaks-emergency/story?id=42594662

[Troll Daddy]

Glad he is better and nice to see that he's excited to return to baseball . 

[Angelsfirst]

Steel plate!? Man that's scary. Lotta respect for Shoe. That man will come back even stronger.

[Junkballer]

We can rebuild him.  We have the technology.  Better, stronger, faster.

[AngelsLakersFan]

Hopefully he doesn't have any trouble getting on the team flight or going to Canada to play the Blue Jays.

[ELEVEN]

The steel plate was elective.

He's prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

[eligrba]

3 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Hopefully he doesn't have any trouble getting on the team flight or going to Canada to play the Blue Jays.

The cost of which equals approximately 3 months of Josh Hamilton's salary.

[eligrba]

Just now, eligrba said:

The cost of which equals approximately 3 months of Josh Hamilton's salary.

Wrong quote dumb ass.

[Docwaukee]

when Eli starts conversing with himself, it's best to just stay away and let him finish.  

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

On 10/6/2016 at 0:56 PM, Angelsfirst said:

Steel plate!? Man that's scary. Lotta respect for Shoe. That man will come back even stronger.

It's a Titanium Plate, non magnetic it that makes a difference. It's strong and lighter than steel, and the human body won't reject it.

[Rico]

Based on what I know in movie science, he can still time-travel as long as it is covered by flesh.

[Kevin]

"I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough."

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

"I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough."

"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."
 

[JAHV76]

18 minutes ago, Lou said:

"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."
 

There's some funny stuff in this video