Starbucks is Anti Christmas!

[nate]

Lol this is my new favorite stupid outrage.  The picture of Starbucks right now is so awesome.

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gargoyles-psychics-starbucks?bffbmain&utm_term=.ncQYJ2YdZR#.oy5PMwPm4K

 

[AngelsLongBall]

Between this outrage and AJ and Juan agreeing on something, my mind is about blown, and I'm about to start communicating exclusively in Spanish.  No comprendo

[Adam]

I think the only thing that truly pisses me off anymore is that (seamingly) the vast majority of people have this notion they have the right to not be offended

[gotbeer]

I am pissed too.  it looks too much like a red solo cup, and yet it ain't full of booze.  

[AngelsLongBall]

dónde están mis pantalones beber

[Brandon]

Reads a bit better than the one I saw that had Christian groups up in arms because there were no Christmas trees and snow flakes and somehow against them.

[gotbeer]

dónde están mis pantalones beber

 

Google translate makes this sucker read like a Asian tshirt.  

[Hollyw00d]

I am pissed too. it looks too much like a red solo cup, and yet it ain't full of booze.

It can be if you bring a little whiskey

[Tank]

dónde están mis pantalones beber

Where are my pants, Justin Bieber?

It's okay, ALB, we don't judge around here.

[Spirit]

I want all of my coffee cups to have pictures of Santa, reindeer and trees with gifts underneath. Just the way the Bible outlines.

[nate]

I want all of my coffee cups to have pictures of Santa, reindeer and trees with gifts underneath. Just the way the Bible outlines.

 

And if the baristas better give me a cream jesus or I am boycotting!

[Spirit]

And if the baristas better give me a cream jesus or I am boycotting!

 

 

That sounds kinky. 

[halobob]

It makes me giggle that the red cups upset people.  I really hope someone complains when I am in there so I can troll the shit out of them by letting them know I'm so happy that Starbucks isn't forcing Christmas on me.  

[JAHV76]

I don't get the fascination with Starbucks. Paying $5-$10 for a cup of coffee seems stupid. On top of waiting in line for 15-20 minutes to overpay

[Hollyw00d]

I pay 1.95 for my coffee plus free refills

[Hollyw00d]

for the first time ever, i want to go to starbucks and get me a hot milkshake

Is that a gay double entendre?

[halobob]

I don't get the fascination with Starbucks. Paying $5-$10 for a cup of coffee seems stupid. On top of waiting in line for 15-20 minutes to overpay

Makes people feel better to be able to buy the "top of the line" of something.  Most can't afford the Ferrari but most can afford a caramel machiato, 3 pumps vanilia, soy milk, extra carmel, hold the jizz.  Also caffeine is super addictive.  

[Hollyw00d]

Starbucks isn't even close to the top of the line

Its the McDs of coffee

[halobob]

Starbucks isn't even close to the top of the line

Its the McDs of coffee

Don't tell that to the people who are paying over $5 for their gourmet coffee.

[Tank]

I don't get the fascination with Starbucks. Paying $5-$10 for a cup of coffee seems stupid. On top of waiting in line for 15-20 minutes to overpay

 

starbucks has trolled america well.

[nate]

This was my favorite part was this picture.  Definitely anti-Christmas

 

[Mark68]

I like that second tweet by Grant Robertson.

 

"@Starbucks hey your shitty PC cups are ****ed. Apparently @Starbucks is scared 2 participate in a holiday that <90% of Americans celebrate "

 

I wonder if he realizes that "<90%" means less than 90 percent.

 

Yet more fake outrage. This whole "War on Christmas" is made up bullshit.

[Blarg]

I really don't give a shit if they add decoration to my cup on the holidays as long as they start selling the cranberry bliss bar. If that is cancelled then I go to war with Starbucks for ruining the holidays.

[CaliAngel]

I'm glad this is going on. First off, because Starfu*ks should not have ever represented Christmas. Second off, because I fuc**ng hate coffee.

 

It does absolutely nothing for me but make me feel like crap about 30 minutes later. Yeah, a water and a Natures Granola at 8am will do for me, I'll pass on the ridiculously priced stuff you offer, thanks.

 

I also adore seeing 3 prick kids under 10 years old with huge Starbucks drinks in their hands riding along in their parents Titan while I'm sitting at a red light wondering why the hell their mom or dad just spent $20 on beverages for their stupid kids. The same schmucks that go to a restaurant armed with iPads for every member of the family while their heads are hung down not paying attention to anything going on around them. These are the same people that live in a shithole rented house and wonder why they can't make ends meet when the bills come around and then want some assistance from the government to give them free "energy efficient upgrades."

 

BUT THE ECONOMY IS IN THE TERLIT! HOW! WHY? OH MY GAWWWWD!!!

 

This OP is a non story.

 

If you're looking to Starbucks to create Christmas spirit, or if you're gonna bitch about them taking it away, PLEASE, just put that sweet metal tasting 44 magnum between your lips right now, and do us all a huge favor.

[Adam]

I love Starbucks. It costs $2.10 for a coffee. Delicious