Dear Jerry

[Tank]

Don't know your plans for the team this off season, but by all means necessary, PLEASE TRADE FOR CHRIS CARTER.

This guy has killed the halos for two years. Enough already. If the A's pick him up, we're toast.

Thnx,

Tank

Edited September 4, 2014 by Tank

[Angel Oracle]

He's garbage against everyone else!

[Mark68]

He's garbage against everyone else!

Not really.

 

He did hit 15 home runs in August.

 

14 of them were against other teams.

[Angel Oracle]

It just seems like he has something against the Halos.

[Taylor]

They should trade for him and then never play him. Neutralizing an enemy.

[TroutCron]

Here is a novel idea. DON 'T PITCH TO HIM. There is no one hitting behind him.

[Sherlock31]

Off-season wish list -- Chris Carter, Bud Norris, Collin Mchugh, get it done JD.

[Bruce Nye]

Dear Jerry:

 

Does the Angels medical staff know how to treat rectal-crania?  I think it's needed.

 

Kindest regards

 

Bruce

[Tank]

Dear Jerry:

 

Does the Angels medical staff know how to treat rectal-crania?  I think it's needed.

 

Kindest regards

 

Bruce

We used to call it cranial rectal-itis.

[Spirit]

Dear Jerry:

 

Does the Angels medical staff know how to treat rectal-crania?  I think it's needed.

 

Kindest regards

 

Bruce

 

 

If it involves anything rectal, ask Adam.

[T.G.]

If the A's pick him up, we're toast.

 

 

They traded him to Houston to begin with....

[Angel Dog and Beer]

The way he hits us, it's like something out of the X-Files.

[WallyWorld]

The way he hits us, it's like something out of the X-Files.

 

i see what you did there.

[nate]

Also, please DFA CJ Wilson.  Thanks!

[YouthofToday]

Yes, let's make player personnel decisions on extremely small sample sizes...

[QuinlansMinion]

If we somehow got Altuve, we would have the most unstoppable offense in history.

[BleedRed]

Greater need is for a starting pitcher

[Ray McKigney]

[EDinTUSTIN]

Here is a novel idea. DON 'T PITCH TO HIM. There is no one hitting behind him.

This!

 

Teams have been doing this to Trout for the same reason, and his stats show. That is exactly what all teams should do to Carter.

Edited September 5, 2014 by EDinTUSTIN

[ItzTacosYerrp]

This!

Teams have been doing this to Trout for the same reason, and his stats show. That is exactly what all teams should do to Carter.

Yeah but trout is NO chris carter

[Angel Oracle]

WTF was Sosh thinking?

Three sure things in life: death, taxes, and Chris Carter vs us

Edited September 5, 2014 by Angel Oracle

[Blarg]

Dear Jerry,

Please don't pay any attention to these guys. They wanted to release Santiago, Salas and Jepsen in April and don't think Street was worth a couple of Rondon.

[DoubleOffTheWall]

I like the thread "Dear Mr. Shoemaker" better than this one. 

[Adam]

This!

 

Teams have been doing this to Trout for the same reason, and his stats show. That is exactly what all teams should do to Carter.

 

Totally untrue. Trout can't hit fastballs down the middle. 

[Tank]

I like the thread "Dear Mr. Shoemaker" better than this one. 

 

you, sir, have officially offended me in my own thread. i take umbrage with you!