Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Hollyw00d]

Dumbest s*** ever

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I mentioned my socially challenged friend who photographs all of his meals when he eats out and posts them on Facebook (he is widowed, so this happens a lot) with the legend "Mmmmm" beneath them, and who also photographs tropical drinks on the patio table next to his pool. I previously provided a photo of said pool decorated for a pirate party he had planned, but there was no drink on the table. Let me rectify that gross omission now. The Jolly Rogers ringing the pool are still there, so you won't have to overtax your imaginations trying to recreate their magnificent glory.

 

 

Edited April 30, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Spencer]

Gah, this guy and his still-awful pirate crap.

That said, I could crush a few of those tropical drinks

[AngelsLongBall]

Gah, this guy and his still-awful pirate crap.

That said, I could crush a few of those tropical drinks

Oh, no doubt. I crush tropical drinks when I'm on vacation like a freshman at Spring Break, but I am still astonished that adults still have theme parties to recapture their college days.

[yk9001]

This pirate guy is an annoying dooshbag, but, as documented for 53 pages here, so are a lot of chicks.

 

He's a widower.  Not everybody can have the dashing Miami Vice grace of our own Downing Rules to get back in the dating scene.

 

These dooshy pics may be catnip for some of his social media chick friends.

 

Douchebag?  Douchebag like a fox, more like...

[Tank]

saw this one this morning:

 

sometimes you have to jump out of the window of life and grow wings on your way down.

[yk9001]

saw this one this morning:

 

sometimes you have to jump out of the window of life and grow wings on your way down.

you did not see that.

 

it doesn't even make sense.

[Tank]

saw it from a high school friend. fortunately, she's a female.

 

i think it's a play on "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

[AngelsLongBall]

This pirate guy is an annoying dooshbag, but, as documented for 53 pages here, so are a lot of chicks.

 

He's a widower.  Not everybody can have the dashing Miami Vice grace of our own Downing Rules to get back in the dating scene.

 

These dooshy pics may be catnip for some of his social media chick friends.

 

Douchebag?  Douchebag like a fox, more like...

I guess I skipped over the widower part.  If throwing theme parties is what let's him get it wet, then go for it.  Be happy

[Richard]

 

 

http://www.dailyhypeonline.com/man-likes-his-own-facebook-wanted-post-gets-arrested/

 

 

 

LOL

Edited April 30, 2015 by Richard

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I guess I skipped over the widower part.  If throwing theme parties is what let's him get it wet, then go for it.  Be happy

 

Last I heard he was dating five or six different women, so maybe it is some kind of clever ruse.

[Hollyw00d]

forgery is a felony?

 

wow our schools are hives of scum and villainy

[AngelsLongBall]

Last I heard he was dating five or six different women, so maybe it is some kind of clever ruse.

Shit, maybe the joke's on us

[wopphil]

this one just screams "i'm too lazy to look at a calendar from the last six or seven years."

Doesn't this happen every time the first day of July falls on a Friday? And doesn't that usually happen every 5-6 years, with an occasional one skipped over?

[Tank]

Doesn't this happen every time the first day of July falls on a Friday? And doesn't that usually happen every 5-6 years, with an occasional one skipped over?

That's exactly it, Phil. I'm always baffled by people who can't check a calendar, yet this'll get posted on Facebook a dozen times by people I thought were pretty sharp.

[Richard]

[Ray McKigney]

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! People are so insane.

[yk9001]

Mother's Day is coming so that means some of the post-menopausal women who have lost their mom are posting with a batshit-crazy fury right now:

 

 

Edit:

1.6 million people have shared that.  Jesus.

Edited May 6, 2015 by yk9001

[Tank]

^^^

LOL.

 

i appreciate your style in this thread, yk.

Edited May 6, 2015 by Tank

[Ray McKigney]

This chick's only son is in college.

 

 

 

 

[Spencer]

Chick post:

 

"As a caveat of my recent promotion, I have to start coming into work at 7:30am for a shot interim period. This means I will unquestionably be more of an asshole since the mornings and I really don't get along well."

 

Wrong attitude. She works for some kind of high end travel booking company.

[Glen]

Chick post:

 

"As a caveat of my recent promotion, I have to start coming into work at 7:30am for a shot interim period. This means I will unquestionably be more of an asshole since the mornings and I really don't get along well."

 

Wrong attitude. She works for some kind of high end travel booking company.

 

 

Translation: I'm an inflexible c***.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Spencer]

Dearest females,

I know you're all at some kind of brunch function today. I don't need to see you sitting at a table in a flower-laden dress, while your loved ones put up fake smiles for the camera as they peer out from behind a giant flower certerpiece.

Cherished memories are NOT being made today, no matter how hard you try.