Conservative Dystopia

[Kotchman]

6 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Doorway is far too narrow.

 

Can’t believe people are paying 200k for a trailer there. It’s a very reasonably priced area with houses available for that price. Of course having the biggest double wide is a status symbol for much of the area. 

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Can’t believe people are paying 200k for a trailer there. It’s a very reasonably priced area with houses available for that price. Of course having the biggest double wide is a status symbol for much of the area. 

I don't know about any of that. I was just referring to one potential buyer's girth. 

[Blarg]

You're doing it again @St1ck. Do I need to tell @Chuckster70 you have decided to break our agreement? Or are you going to go back to minding your own business since there was no provocation for your actions. 

[cals]

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

You know him, but did you ever know him?

Like he the way you wish you KNEW men?  No.

[cals]

54 minutes ago, Blarg said:

You're doing it again @St1ck. Do I need to tell @Chuckster70 you have decided to break our agreement? Or are you going to go back to minding your own business since there was no provocation for your actions. 

Ok ok, chill out big boy.  I think we’ve established fat jokes are allowed here.  Maybe you’re having an elderly moment?

[cals]

@Chuckster70 it seems like we need to treat Blarg like Biden now.  Pretty sure he tried to sniff Taylor’s hair.  Time to put him out to pasture? 

[Blarg]

10 hours ago, cals said:

@Chuckster70 it seems like we need to treat Blarg like Biden now.  Pretty sure he tried to sniff Taylor’s hair.  Time to put him out to pasture? 

The president is a Demy-crat!  I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. And one day, I seen J. D. Rockefeller flyin’ by– so I run out of the house with a big washtub, and—Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey which in those days was known as a ‘walking bird.’ We’d always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings. Cranberries, ‘injun eyes,’ and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Well, most of the story is true. 

[Jason]

13 hours ago, St1ck said:

I don't know about any of that. I was just referring to one potential buyer's girth. 

Leave my penis out of this you homo 

[Crampknees]

10 hours ago, cals said:

Ok ok, chill out big boy.  I think we’ve established fat jokes are allowed here.  Maybe you’re having an elderly moment?

I admit to a serious elderly moment.  Had the cordless drill hanging some Christmas stuff, set it down and it fell into a black hole apparently. I'm going to go look for it some more. 

[cals]

14 minutes ago, Blarg said:

The president is a Demy-crat!  I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. And one day, I seen J. D. Rockefeller flyin’ by– so I run out of the house with a big washtub, and—Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey which in those days was known as a ‘walking bird.’ We’d always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings. Cranberries, ‘injun eyes,’ and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Well, most of the story is true. 

I always viewed FS as the Grandpa Simpson of AW.

[St1ck]

17 minutes ago, cals said:

I always viewed FS as the Grandpa Simpson of AW.

They still need to fix the Abe Simpson emoji on here. 

[Amazing Larry]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

I admit to a serious elderly moment.  Had the cordless drill hanging some Christmas stuff, set it down and it fell into a black hole apparently. I'm going to go look for it some more. 

Were you hanging a picture in an outhouse?

[Crampknees]

4 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Were you hanging a picture in an outhouse?

Magazine rack for the outhouse. 

[Taylor]

Guess the political party.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Guess the political party.

Does it matter?

[cals]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Guess the political party.

Blargupians.

[Taylor]

20 minutes ago, Jason said:

Does it matter?

Yes

[cals]

Maybe Blargocrats sounds better.

[Jason]

5 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Yes

Why? Is it acceptable if one party commits the fraud?

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Guess the political party.

Is that a women? 

[St1ck]

8 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Yes

You're going to have to spell it out for him. Remember Jason is special.

[cals]

JASON!!!

[Rico]

 

[Kotchman]

I’m not opposed 

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Rico said:

 

I'm sure she has a well thought out plan on how to accomplish this.