Can’t Stop Pissing from Beer

[Blarg]

No, they do not put you under for the test. They are supposed to inject a numbing agent like novacaine before inserting the camera. The five cystocopies I have had were uncomfortable but not painful.

Pro tip, never look down to see what is being inserted. Just stare at the monitor and enjoy the Monsanto Ride to Inner Space. 

[failos]

28 minutes ago, Blarg said:

No, they do not put you under for the test. They are supposed to inject a numbing agent like novacaine before inserting the camera. The five cystocopies I have had were uncomfortable but not painful.

Pro tip, never look down to see what is being inserted. Just stare at the monitor and enjoy the Monsanto Ride to Inner Space. 

Yeah they did all that, and I was staring at the monitor—but the doctor botched it. He said I was too tensed up.
 

 

[Tank]

novocaine? now you tell me there's supposed to be novocaine? i've had three of these without any kind of pain meds. have another one coming up and will definitely ask for some help.

[Kotchman]

3 hours ago, failos said:

Damn you don’t understand human anatomy. This is about your bladder, not dick.

I was joking. In all seriousness AW probably isn’t The best option for online urological options. Just because occasionally i post covid cures etc doesn’t make this webmd

[failos]

1 minute ago, Kotchman said:

I was joking. In all seriousness AW probably isn’t The best option for online urological options. Just because occasionally i post covid cures etc doesn’t make this webmd

I know you were joking, but I figured I’d ask since we’ve got some docs and older peeps here.

[Kotchman]

4 minutes ago, failos said:

I know you were joking, but I figured I’d ask since we’ve got some docs and older peeps here.

No worries just know our docs will probably tell you to wear a mask

[failos]

Just now, Kotchman said:

No worries just know our docs will probably tell you to wear a mask

Nothing wrong with masks.

[Amazing Larry]

14 hours ago, Blarg said:

Just stare at the monitor and enjoy the Monsanto Ride to Inner Space. 

I was too young for that. Was it as cheesy as I think it was?

[St1ck]

18 hours ago, failos said:

What do I do? I’ll be 31 at the end of the month, so I don’t have any prostate issues—but even one beer makes me piss non-stop. Any solutions (other than not drinking beer) ?

Have you stopped pissing yet? 

[Tank]

6 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

I was too young for that. Was it as cheesy as I think it was?

yeah, it was kind of bizarre. the most interesting part was the miniatures you saw while waiting in line.

the disney nostalgia diehards think this was one of the greatest rides ever. not sure why.

[St1ck]

9 minutes ago, Tank said:

yeah, it was kind of bizarre. the most interesting part was the miniatures you saw while waiting in line.

the disney nostalgia diehards think this was one of the greatest rides ever. not sure why.

I remember that ride. It's was where Star Tours is now. 

 

Edited August 2, 2021 by St1ck

[Amazing Larry]

lol

 

[failos]

35 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Have you stopped pissing yet? 

Yep. Dr. @Jason’s solution did the trick

[Tank]

that narrators voice on that ride was a great voice in the disney family.

[T.G.]

@failos your friend, @Lhalo said he would give you a free exam.

[Amazing Larry]

Just now, True Grich said:

@failos your friend, @Lhalo said he would give you a free exam.

There aren't enough beers in the world lol.

[NrM]

On 8/1/2021 at 5:45 PM, failos said:

Not a single piss. It’s one of those situations where you piss. Then have to piss again ever few minutes.

Happens to me a lot. Even when I was in my early 20s. Beer just goes right through me.

 

Coffee/energy drinks sometimes do the same thing.

[mrwicked]

always delay breaking the seal.