Can’t Stop Pissing from Beer

[failos]

What do I do? I’ll be 31 at the end of the month, so I don’t have any prostate issues—but even one beer makes me piss non-stop. Any solutions (other than not drinking beer) ?

Edited August 2, 2021 by failos

[failos]

I’m still pissing! Wtf?

[Tank]

you're in the midst of an 11 minute piss?

i'd head to urgent care if i were you.

[failos]

7 minutes ago, Tank said:

you're in the midst of an 11 minute piss?

i'd head to urgent care if i were you.

Not a single piss. It’s one of those situations where you piss. Then have to piss again ever few minutes.

[St1ck]

33 minutes ago, failos said:

What do I do? I’ll be 31 at the end of the month, so I don’t have any prostate issues—but even one beer makes me piss non-stop. Any solutions (other than not drinking beer) ?

Light lagers? 

[failos]

Just now, St1ck said:

Light lagers? 

[St1ck]

Just now, failos said:

Haven't had KS in awhile. Lagers would make me piss a lot. 

[Jason]

38 minutes ago, failos said:

What do I do? I’ll be 31 at the end of the month, so I don’t have any prostate issues—but even one beer makes me piss non-stop. Any solutions (other than not drinking beer) ?

This post reads like you're drunk. If one beer does that to you then you may be a wuss. 

[Tank]

maybe you have roomis igloomis.

 

Edited August 2, 2021 by Tank

[failos]

3 minutes ago, Jason said:

This post reads like you're drunk. If one beer does that to you then you may be a wuss. 

I’m not drunk, Jason. I came here with a legitimate health question.

[Jason]

Just now, failos said:

I’m not drunk, Jason. I came here with a legitimate health question.

Does Alcohol Dehydrate You? Facts, Research, and Tips (healthline.com)

It's a diuretic so drink plenty of water while drinking alcohol then you should be fine 

[failos]

10 minutes ago, Jason said:

Does Alcohol Dehydrate You? Facts, Research, and Tips (healthline.com)

It's a diuretic so drink plenty of water while drinking alcohol then you should be fine 

Thanks broski

[Jason]

Just now, failos said:

Thanks broski

FYI. You aren’t the only one that pisses a lot when drinking. I don’t know what it is about getting a soda from the movies but that shit makes me pee real bad. I have to get up like twice during the whole movie. 

[failos]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

FYI. You aren’t the only one that pisses a lot when drinking. I don’t know what it is about getting a soda from the movies but that shit makes me pee real bad. I have to get up like twice during the whole movie. 

It’s especially bad at baseball games, too. I hate it.

[Jason]

16 minutes ago, failos said:

It’s especially bad at baseball games, too. I hate it.

I’m thinking the excitement of a good movie or ballgame plays a role. 

[failos]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

I’m thinking the excitement of a good movie or ballgame plays a role. 

Hmm..that wasn’t the case on Friday when the angels lost 2-0

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, failos said:

Hmm..that wasn’t the case on Friday when the angels lost 2-0

Maybe anger does too?

[Blarg]

Maybe a trip to your friendly urologist is in order because you could be experiencing a bladder infection. 

[tdawg87]

It's funny. For a while, I could make the 3 hour trek to Tree House or Trillium or whatever, have a few drinks, then drive all the way home without having to piss. 

But it's weird. Right now I'm getting heavily buzzed and have pissed once in the last 2 hours. But some days I'll drink the same amount and I'm pissing every 20 minutes.

Not sure it's a prostate issue. Could be about how much you ate before drinking, or WHAT you ate. Or hell even the type of beer idk.

I try to use my pissing frequency to monitor my drunkenness and to see if I can have another without getting completely wasted, but unfortunately it's far too inconsistent and ultimately unreliable.

[Kotchman]

Probably just don’t have a big enough hose

[Jason]

37 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Probably just don’t have a big enough hose

I know I don't but I can generally hold my pee for quite a while.

[failos]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Maybe a trip to your friendly urologist is in order because you could be experiencing a bladder infection. 

Last time I went to a urologist, he botched a cystoscopy while asking if I was Jewish—and I screamed like a little bitch. I’d rather die from bladder cancer than experience that again.

[failos]

47 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Probably just don’t have a big enough hose

Damn you don’t understand human anatomy. This is about your bladder, not dick.

[Blarg]

29 minutes ago, failos said:

Last time I went to a urologist, he botched a cystoscopy while asking if I was Jewish—and I screamed like a little bitch. I’d rather die from bladder cancer than experience that again.

Yeah well, having been down that bladder cancer road I'd caution you to reconsider. 

[failos]

4 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Yeah well, having been down that bladder cancer road I'd caution you to reconsider. 

Sorry to hear that.

 

I simply refuse to do a cystoscopy without being under anesthesia or heavily sedated. Is that a thing? The only reason I had a cystoscopy in the first place was b/c blood was found in my urine.