Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Only bad thing.  Your birthday would be the same day of the week every year.  So if you have a Wednesday, it would just suck.  Mine would fall on a Thursday every year.  Yeah, not going to happen. 

 

Mine would be on Wednesday.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Not the best name that they could have come up with.

 

 

 

In before someone says, "That's just what my girlfriend calls it."

 

 

 

Great name for a candy.

 

 

 

Never eat breakfast with this guy.

 

 

 

I'll pass.

 

 

 

No comment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you shower with that special someone.

 

 

 

 

 

But are they compatible?

 

 

[Tank]

Only bad thing.  Your birthday would be the same day of the week every year.  So if you have a Wednesday, it would just suck.  Mine would fall on a Thursday every year.  Yeah, not going to happen. 

 

mine would always be on a saturday. that'd be fine with me.

[gotbeer]

 

So which is the better name.  Tasty baby or the flavor of Bollywood Baby?  I guess they were going to try Hollywood Baby, but it was just spoiled, superficial, and plastic tasting.

 

 

 

I guess it's an after dinner mint after a certain activity. 

 

 

Now we know what part of the cow Burger Kings meat comes from.

[nate]

[Schildog]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The value of higher education.

 

[gotbeer]

Well, it is LSU.  At least they started both words off correctly.  But they probably got a 4.0 in whatever sport they were in.

[arch stanton]

The spray paint can doesn't have autocorrect.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

You have obviously never lettered a car window before. That is shoe polish. People don't waste perfectly good spray paint on something that comes off that easily.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Schildog]

That's magnolia type shit

[Redondo]

 

Great story

[JAHV76]

it just goes to show that there are still some good non selfish people out there. Great story!

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[nate]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Only you can stop the carnage.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

This was too good to let go.

 

[arch stanton]

Only you can stop the carnage.

 

It's cooler there than by the butcher shop.

[Ray McKigney]

Only you can stop the carnage.

 

 

I've been vegetarian for about 15 years. The militant vegans are the worst. A girl I grew up with is vegan--as evidenced by the disturbingly bloody pictures of animals in various stages of slaughter that she routinely posts on Facebook. She must have looked at my profile because she ascertained that I was vegetarian and she started sending me messages asking me how long I've been "a friend of the Earth" and a bunch of other stuff. I told her I quit eating meat around 2000, but I still consume dairy products. The chick lashed into me like I just killed a baby cow in front of her: "Dairy is just as bad as eating meat! You're not doing enough to stop the bloodshed! Vegetarians are just as weak and uncaring as carnivores!" These are the only ones I can remember. I should see if I still have the messages and post them. They're hilarious. She and her cohorts consider vegetarians to be "part of the problem." She refers to vegetarians on a regular basis as "non-vegans."  So in one of the messages, I told her that she is tremendously passionate about her cause and she must have been fighting for it for a long time. She said that she decided that she felt too guilty eating meat and decided to quit--six months ago. So, she ate meat for 42 years and since she stopped six months ago, she feels she has the right to give me a hard time for eating a slice of cheese.

Edited April 25, 2016 by Ray McKigney

[Ray McKigney]

This is why women should only be allowed to f*ck, do housework and raise children, not think.  

 

Haha! Reminds me of this:

 

[Tank]

LOL

[Tank]

I've been vegetarian for about 15 years. The militant vegans are the worst. A girl I grew up with is vegan--as evidenced by the disturbingly bloody pictures of animals in various stages of slaughter that she routinely posts on Facebook. She must have looked at my profile because she ascertained that I was vegetarian and she started sending me messages asking me how long I've been "a friend of the Earth" and a bunch of other stuff. I told her I quit eating meat around 2000, but I still consume dairy products. The chick lashed into me like I just killed a baby cow in front of her: "Dairy is just as bad as eating meat! You're not doing enough to stop the bloodshed! Vegetarians are just as weak and uncaring as carnivores!" These are the only ones I can remember. I should see if I still have the messages and post them. They're hilarious. She and her cohorts consider vegetarians to be "part of the problem." She refers to vegetarians on a regular basis as "non-vegans."  So in one of the messages, I told her that she is tremendously passionate about her cause and she must have been fighting for it for a long time. She said that she decided that she felt too guilty eating meat and decided to quit--six months ago. So, she ate meat for 42 years and since she stopped six months ago, she feels she has the right to give me a hard time for eating a slice of cheese.

 

wow, that must have been a lot of pent-up hostility about a lot of things.

 

 

i think it's also worth noting that she probably had a double double more recently than nate.