Tdawg

[ten ocho recon scout]

Been a rough few days. Not a lot to smile at.

But listening to the radio broadcast of the game tonight, Terry was talking about how they had to shuffle the lineup with all the injuries. 

He mentioned Calhoun was moved to leadoff. Then he said "Trout was inserted into the 2 hole".

Go to your bunk.

[UndertheHalo]

[tdawg87]

[Angelsjunky]

 

[Glen]

I knew this thread was gonna be great.

[floplag]

a well needed laugh

[tdawg87]

Just now, calscuf said:

Does tdawg’s bunkmate care about all his masturbation? Does his bunkmate hate Mike Trout?

My bunkmate is a blowup doll named Matilda.

So yes.

[Angelsjunky]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

My bunkmate is a blowup doll named Matilda.

So yes.

I'm guessing you don't look like Ryan Gosling, though.

[Revad]

Upgrade to a robot, totally worth it.

[tdawg87]

8 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

I'm guessing you don't look like Ryan Gosling, though.

Add 100 pounds

and still no 

[Dick B Back]

41 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

My bunkmate is a blowup doll named Matilda.

So yes.

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

50 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

My bunkmate is a blowup doll named Matilda.

So yes.

Mathis-lda

[tdawg87]

22 minutes ago, Dick B Back said:

 

What

[ten ocho recon scout]

30 minutes ago, Dick B Back said:

 

I picture my doc doing that before my physical.

[mp170.6]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I picture my doc doing that before my physical.

Your doc places both hands on your shoulders

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, mp170.6 said:

Your doc places both hands on your shoulders

No. Ones his leg.

 

 

 

Wait....

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I picture doc doing that before my physical.

Gross.

Go on.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Gross.

Go on.

I taste fingernail.

[tdawg87]

[Biergott]

[ten ocho recon scout]

Actual footage.....of Tdawg... in his bunk...

[Lou]

I was scared...

[Docwaukee]

2 hours ago, calscuf said:

If you are not careful she could take your money and run Venezuela.

why would she go somewhere without internet access?

[John Taylor]

Any thread that starts with "Tdawg" can go one of 2 ways:

 

1.) Crimes against humanity

2.) Something something masturbation

 

I'm seriously thankful for the AW community for keeping things on a lighter tone. Baseball is usually the refuge from the stresses of life, but its been a hard week for all of us.

[Claude]

Matilda