Andrew Heaney, who was said to only need 3 rehab starts, threw his second start today.

[Docwaukee]

4 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Your buddy who meets a group of chicks at the bar, and you bang the one he wanted.

Get it together, Nolan.

that's called a closer dude.  

no coffee for you.  

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 minute ago, Dochalo said:

that's called a closer dude.  

no coffee for you.  

No, the closer is the one who banged the chick who was marked by the opener. 

The opener is the one that started talking to the big one in a jean jacket and hoop earrings to try and tag the too much makeup slash one size too big on the fakies one whos playing on her phone.

The closer is the one who swoops in AFTER the opener bought them a round of shots and uses a cheesy line like "you go to the 24 hour fitness in (fill in the blank) right?"

[ten ocho recon scout]

Also recognized by the judges (again, after your buddy buys a round) is walking up and making a mean joke about your buddy, that gets the bitchy one he wanted to bang to look up from her phone.

[Tank]

TORS, are you a closer or an opener?

[Docwaukee]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

TORS, are you a closer or an opener?

he goes for the bunt single during a no hitter.  

[Tank]

3 minutes ago, Dochalo said:

he goes for the bunt single during a no hitter.  

so that makes him . . . ghost face recon scout??

[Docwaukee]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

so that makes him . . . ghost face recon scout??

the ocho ghost.  

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

TORS, are you a closer or an opener?

I only get used in blowout games.

And im mostly situational. Like 7th inning, left handed hitter, just broke up with a guy and has no job. 

 

[arch stanton]

I just assumed you were the set up man

[DCAngelsFan]

8 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I only get used in blowout games.

And im mostly situational. Like 7th inning, left handed hitter, just broke up with a guy and has no job. 

 

Better than my role as a mop-up guy ...

... who literally, uhhh ...  

[Glen]

So did anyone score or what?

[T.G.]

7 hours ago, Glen said:

So did anyone score or what?

 

[Revad]

20 hours ago, Dochalo said:

he goes for the bunt single during a no hitter.  

Well if you wanted that single you’d bunt and be the mop-up man both.  How big is that desire?  

[ScottT]

On the postgame show last night they were talking about another rehab start and being cautious.  Why?  Everything else I've read.... which makes far more sense... is that Heaney will start on Sunday.