Don't eat romaine lettuce

[St1ck]

We need a website similar to this:

Is Texas back yet?
https://www.istexasbackyet.com/

[Taylor]

15 minutes ago, St1ck said:

We need a website similar to this:

Is Texas back yet?
https://www.istexasbackyet.com/

I prefer the simplicity of this site:

https://isitchristmas.com/

[katie]

8 hours ago, Taylor said:

Weird, we were there Saturday and my wife got a beef birria sandwich from the Jolly Holiday Cafe. Maybe she got the last one.

I wasn’t in the app when I tried to mobile order

[katie]

Don’t eat Jif peanut butter 

https://www.npr.org/2022/05/21/1100558148/recalled-jif-peanut-butter

[Lou]

34 minutes ago, Katie said:

Don’t eat Jif peanut butter 

https://www.npr.org/2022/05/21/1100558148/recalled-jif-peanut-butter

Uh oh

[Blarg]

That's what nailed Trout and other players a couple weeks ago. A pre game PBJ sandwich. 

[Lou]

I love peanut and have been having stomach issues for a couple of weeks. I even mentioned it here. I thought taking Imodium would help. It always does. I was going to call my doctor if it wasn't gone by Monday. 

 

[arch stanton]

My friend's Thai wife once gave me an unbeatable remedy for stomach issues. Pour a teaspoon of black pepper into a shot of clear liquor and slam it down. Works like magic 

[Slegnaac]

5 hours ago, Lou said:

I love peanut and have been having stomach issues for a couple of weeks. I even mentioned it here. I thought taking Imodium would help. It always does. I was going to call my doctor if it wasn't gone by Monday. 

 

Time to switch to Skippy

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, Lou said:

Uh oh

RIP Lou

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

RIP Lou

Man, it's been terrible. I even had extra toilet paper added to my order this week. Hopefully, it ends soon now that I know what's been causing it. 

[Tank]

29 minutes ago, Lou said:

Man, it's been terrible. I even had extra toilet paper added to my order this week. Hopefully, it ends soon now that I know what's been causing it. 

Try Laura Scudders.

[Lou]

Just now, Tank said:

Try Laura Scudders.

For tp? I'm not falling for that

 

 

again.

[Tank]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

For tp? I'm not falling for that

 

 

again.

[Jason]

Recall alert: FDA investigating hepatitis A outbreak linked to fresh organic strawberries from Fresh Kampo and H-E-B - ABC7 Los Angeles

Well this sucks 

[Lou]

On 5/22/2022 at 7:58 AM, Lou said:

Man, it's been terrible. I even had extra toilet paper added to my order this week. Hopefully, it ends soon now that I know what's been causing it. 

Still not over it. Had an IV a couple of days ago and on some heavy antibiotics. Evidently, continuing to eat the peanut butter for a few weeks didn't help.

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

Still not over it. Had an IV a couple of days ago and on some heavy antibiotics. Evidently, continuing to eat the peanut butter for a few weeks didn't help.

That has to make wiping a chore 

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

That has to make wiping a chore 

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On 5/22/2022 at 7:58 AM, Lou said:

Man, it's been terrible. I even had extra toilet paper added to my order this week. Hopefully, it ends soon now that I know what's been causing it. 

 

[cals]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

Still not over it. Had an IV a couple of days ago and on some heavy antibiotics. Evidently, continuing to eat the peanut butter for a few weeks didn't help.

Do you want to sue?

[failos]

15 hours ago, Lou said:

.

 

Baby wipes

[Jason]

[Lou]

26 minutes ago, failos said:

Baby wipes

Way ahead of you. 

[katie]

Please do not flush baby wipes

[Jason]

6 minutes ago, Katie said:

Please do not flush baby wipes

No worries. Lou just recycles them anyways 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

Wow, that's the perfect GIF for the situation.