Having Indian food for the first time

[tdawg87]

I just have a question. Am I about to have an intestinal exorcism?

I have IBD so I poop 4-5 times a day anyway. Sometimes more.

Just trying to prepare myself is all. Do I need to buy extra shit tickets? That's another problem I have; I use roughly 1/4 of the roll of toilet paper every time I shit. It's like wiping peanut butter off a shag carpet. 

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[Stradling]

I hate you so much.  

[tdawg87]

35 minutes ago, Stradling said:

I hate you so much.  

[wopphil]

What kind of Indian food are you having? Bobby Jindal, or Elizabeth Warren?

[Tank]

16 minutes ago, wopphil said:

What kind of Indian food are you having? Bobby Jindal, or Elizabeth Warren?

/lock it up!

[Tank]

indian food can be as spicy as you want it or it can be mild. i've had it half a dozen times and always chose mild and never had any problems with it. talk to your server and let her know it's your first time having this kind of food and you'd like to go gently on the heat level.

samosas are good. curry is also good but can range from super mild to atomic. talk to your server.

and shag carpeting has forever been ruined for me.

[notherhalo]

Some stuff has lactose/milk in it

[Brandon]

Have the manpon ready

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I go to a Mediterranean restaurant here fairly often, and curry chicken (white meat chunks with curry sauce served on a bed of basmati rice) is my go-to dish. You can specify the level of spice that you want.

[tdawg87]

I had Lamb curry. Wasn't too bad. The mild was plenty spicy. I didn't shit any worse than I normally do either.