Europe is under attack by terrorists...

[Stradling]

Anyways, so I'll be knee deep in the shit this weekend.

If I die in an attack while at the Scorpions concert in Cologne, someone tell AJ I'm actually a democrat and I'm offended that he makes the rest of us look like dipshits, so I've been pretending to be a Trump fan to see if he could figure out my BS. Obviously he had not.

I leave my warning points to Phil, he's a good guy, and prettt racist, so I respect him a lot, but maybe that warning point will give him some street cred.

I leave my profile pic to AJ, I thought it would be clever to take an imitation pic with guitar and aviators and all, but I do have a real life so I googled "douchebag playing guitar in sunglasses" and found this one.

And TORS can fill my unnecessary asshole role.

And Stradling can change his name to "Etc" with my blessing. And Adam gets my Asian sized dick.

Namaste.

Thank you Cals, you're a good asshole.

[tdawg87]

Not to worry. I'll call you and sing to you.

Stop trying to get cals' number. I've been trying for 2 years now and he keeps calling me a sweaty fag.

[Tank]

Thank you Cals, you're a good asshole.

Signed,

Stradling, etc.

[AngelsLongBall]

Signed,

Stradling, etc.

If I had feelings I'd be offended!

[ten ocho recon scout]

When you mad dog those donner kabob turks, say "ich bin ein brussells-er" and let them know we fly the finger at travel warnings.

[Amazing Larry]

Or take a dump on one of the dude's cart and tell him you ate pork the night before.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Or just order pork. And when they say they dont serve pork, appologize for not realizing theyre jewish.

[Amazing Larry]

A much worse attack occurred on Easter in Pakistan yet there is hardly a peep about it.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/death-toll-in-pakistan-easter-suicide-attack-rises-to-72-authorities-vow-to-hunt-down-perpetrators/2016/03/28/037a2e18-f46a-11e5-958d-d038dac6e718_story.html

[ten ocho recon scout]

I think we had it in the other thread, the one about the taliban. But it obviously is every bit as bad.

[Blarg]