Figured out why Ibanez remains in the lineup

[fan_since79]

 

"Look deep into my eyes, Mr. Manager. You are getting sleepy...your eyes are heavy...you are now asleep. You will write my name in the lineup. You will play me in left field. I'm not hitting .143, I'm hitting .343! I'm a left-handed veteran bat with power. You will ignore the haters and continue to play me. You will now wake up on the count of three and make out the lineup card."

 

 

 

[ELEVEN]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[acro2008]

Maybe I'm in a goofy mood but I got a good laugh reading it.  Especially "I'm hitting .343!"

[DropOfAnaheim]

This was light heated and very funny. Not everything has to be "Napolean Dynamite" or "The Office" quirky

to make you belly laugh.

[Angelsjunky]

It really is a head-scratcher. It isn't like he's showing any signs of coming around - in fact, he's getting worse. He's .140/.479 over his last 18 games played, .121/.359 over his last 11 and .063/.125 over his last 5.

 

The guy isn't just done, he's already buried.

[HaloCory22]

If only we had a guy that's batting .361/.375/.475 If only....

[DropOfAnaheim]

Everyone needs to calm down and give the crafty veteran a chance to show what a talented hitter he is in the second half.

 

 

Signed

 

 

Eduardo Alfonso

Steve Finley

Shea Hillenbrand

Vernon Wells

[Adam]

Damn he is one ugly dude

[JAHV76]

Mathis gave him the key to the safety deposit box where the Sosh pictures are kept?

[DropOfAnaheim]

Damn he is one ugly dude

Well, he is no Shelley Duncan.

[Chuck]

Damn he is one ugly dude

 

Right? I looked into his eyes and now I'm rubbing hand sanitizer in them. 

[DropOfAnaheim]

 

I wouldn't throw Ibanez off the turnip truck over these guys. IF I WERE A LADY (EDITED).

Edited June 6, 2014 by DropOfAnaheim

[AngelsLongBall]

Jedi Mind Tricks

[AngelsLongBall]

Damn, Aaron Harang is doing his best Petros impersonation there

[laagamer]

"I'm better than CJ Cron, who's hitting over .300!"

 

- Raul Ibanez

[Hollyw00d]

He still has those photos of mike snorting ice off of Mathis' squat

[Ohtaniland]

When I look into those eyes I see a RAULYWORLD sign out in RF.