On a lighter note, the day after the Angels acquired him, Cory Rasmus got married to....Jeff Mathis's sister.

[tdawg87]

I wonder if she'll treat him like crap during the marriage. She'll cheat on him and steal money from his wallet when he isn't looking, and also hit him (though not very hard because she's a Mathis). Then Mike Napoli's sister will come into the picture and even though she's not around a whole lot, when she is she treats him amazingly and pretty much all of his friends love her and tell him to get rid of his current wife for her. Unfortunately he won't listen, and will keep pushing her out of his life until she disappears. Eventually he realizes he is missing something in his life so he tries to fill the void she left by paying a black prostitute more money than she is worth to slap his junk around.

 

Before long, he realizes this is a bad idea because the black prostitute (whom for this discussion, we will refer to as "Verna") has been stealing his money, more than his wife ever did, and has also given him and all his friends herpes. She runs off to the east coast and is never seen again.

 

Before long he drifts apart from his wife, and they get divorced. Though the love never truly left him. He meets a new girl named Christine who walks 5 miles a day. She isn't perfect but for now, she's all he has, and that is good enough for him. Although there is this cute young asian chick who keeps hitting on him and a lot of his friends want him to date her but whatevs.

[Docwaukee]

I wonder if she'll treat him like crap during the marriage. She'll cheat on him and steal money from his wallet when he isn't looking, and also hit him (though not very hard because she's a Mathis). Then Mike Napoli's sister will come into the picture and even though she's not around a whole lot, when she is she treats him amazingly and pretty much all of his friends love her and tell him to get rid of his current wife for her. Unfortunately he won't listen, and will keep pushing her out of his life until she disappears. Eventually he realizes he is missing something in his life so he tries to fill the void she left by paying a black prostitute more money than she is worth to slap his junk around.

 

Before long, he realizes this is a bad idea because the black prostitute (whom for this discussion, we will refer to as "Verna") has been stealing his money, more than his wife ever did, and has also given him and all his friends herpes. She runs off to the east coast and is never seen again.

 

Before long he drifts apart from his wife, and they get divorced. Though the love never truly left him. He meets a new girl named Christine who walks 5 miles a day. She isn't perfect but for now, she's all he has, and that is good enough for him. Although there is this cute young asian chick who keeps hitting on him and a lot of his friends want him to date her but whatevs.

Does Christine accidentally call him at work when she meant to call someone else?  Several times a day.

 

Does Verna's pimp keep coming by the house looking for the money you still owe her?

 

Does Napoli's sister look really hot at times and then other times she looks like Sandra Burnhard? 

[Tyler]

The hell is going on in here

[tennischmp]

http://www.southernmiss.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/jill_mathis_459410.html

[AngelsAndRamsFan]

[tennischmp]

Hopefully Dipoto sent Blanton to Southern Miss in return for her.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The hell is going on in here

 

This thread is what happens when your team has been in the dumper since before the All Star break and you have to find things other than baseball to amuse you.

[tennischmp]

This thread has Hall of Fame potential.

 

Here is their wedding registry (at Wal Mart, no less) in case you're still looking for that last minute gift.

 

http://www.amazingregistry.com/jill-mathis-cory-rasmus-wedding-76948541

 

At least Cory never has to worry about her hitting him. She is a Mathis, after all.

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