Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Tank]

20 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

right up there with those classics "the dog ate my homework" and "my printer is broken."

[Vegas Halo Fan]

12 minutes ago, Tank said:

right up there with those classics "the dog ate my homework" and "my printer is broken."

I can't think of all the times when I have been walking down the street on windy days, look down and bam! My pocket is full of cocaine.

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I can't think of all the times when I have been walking down the street on windy days, look down and bam! My pocket is full of cocaine.

you've obviously never partied with David Lee Roth 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Redondo]

[gotbeer]

On 2/1/2019 at 3:01 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I can't think of all the times when I have been walking down the street on windy days, look down and bam! My pocket is full of cocaine.

Really?  It happens to me all the time.

[IEAngelsfan]

On 2/1/2019 at 3:01 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

I can't think of all the times when I have been walking down the street on windy days, look down and bam! My pocket is full of cocaine.

Were you walking along Canada's wall?

[JAHV76]

19 minutes ago, IEAngelsfan said:

Were you walking along Canada's wall?

Close Columbia’s.

[Redondo]

 

[Amazing Larry]

These are poodles...

[Tank]

the buffalo is hilarious!

[IEAngelsfan]

3 hours ago, Lhalo said:

These are poodles...

If I was one of those dogs, I would not be a happy dog and I would piss and crap on my owner every opportunity I had.

[Amazing Larry]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

the buffalo is hilarious!

The indian handprint on its hind quarters is what makes it so authentic. 

[IEAngelsfan]

[IEAngelsfan]

[IEAngelsfan]

The difference between France and Brazil.

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, IEAngelsfan said:

Adam and Lou were such goofs in high school.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

This was in Florida. Big shock there.

 

 

 

I would settle for Canada Dry Cream Soda.

 

Looks like a pretty laid back guy.

 

Probably not a lot of competition for most of the jobs that he gets.

 

Not just killed, but killed to death.

[Blarg]

He's being possessed by Tracy (drag queen) Morgan?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cez]

seattle got hit with snow, but not quite as hard as we did here in central wa.  it just let up. 

Pretty normal for Eastern WA, but not so much here.  

[Blarg]

Yesterday was national Drive Your Triumph Day. Someone posted this picture captioned, Once I find it.

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

A few comments that were added:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son.

A variation on the above: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter

Hickory Dickory Dock, 3 mice ran up a clock. The clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries.

[gotbeer]

Now I miss Weekly World News and Andrew Dice Clay.