Douchebags

[Blarg]

Might as well make the topic since I came in contact with one of Santa Monica's finest. 

Parked in the Handicap spot closest to the elevator so he can go to the gym in designer wear. Check out the writing on the tail. 

 

[Taylor]

Definitely handicapped.

https://www.instagram.com/bbent777/

[Jason]

He just needs you to know that he's awesome. Probably has a chin strap beard too 

[Jason]

If you have these on your truck then that makes you a douchebag 

[Tank]

14 minutes ago, Jason said:

If you have these on your truck then that makes you a douchebag 

A college roommate of mine has these hanging from one of his vehicles. He’s a pastor and doesn’t seem to understand some things.

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Definitely handicapped.

https://www.instagram.com/bbent777/

2 followers? He must be a russian troll

[Blarg]

Skinny 20 something Asian guy, probably living off the parents wealth. 

[gotbeer]

Was his other car in the shop?

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

[tdawg87]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

6 hours ago, Blarg said:

Might as well make the topic since I came in contact with one of Santa Monica's finest. 

Parked in the Handicap spot closest to the elevator so he can go to the gym in designer wear. Check out the writing on the tail. 

 

It could just as easily have read, "Yes, I am stupid enough to plunk down three bills on a depreciating asset that will spend half of its useful life in the shop."

[red321]

12 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

It could just as easily have read, "Yes, I am stupid enough to plunk down three bills on a depreciating asset that will spend half of its useful life in the shop."

...and then disfigured it announcing how small his penis is

[Tank]

having that kind of sticker on the back of your $200 k car makes you an extra special kind of doosh.

[Brandon]

18 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Oh my god this wins the internet today

[Brandon]

Side note, I feel bad for dude. To be that insecure you have to write a blurb on your trunk is different kind of special. Hope the dude gets help.

[Blarg]

3 hours ago, red321 said:

...and then disfigured it announcing how small his penis is

Well, he is Asian.

[gotbeer]

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

Well, he is Asian.

Hey, not all Asians have small penis'.  At least that's what I have heard.

[Lou]

31 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Hey, not all Asians have small penis'.  At least that's what I have heard.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

5 hours ago, Blarg said:

Well, he is Asian.

Explains that brief full frontal of Ken Jeong in The Hangover.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

His bumper note doesn't rule out stolen.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

 

I shared that recently in another thread  but I think it fits nicely here too.  From a campground I was at in Illinois a few years back.

 

 

Put your right hand out, give a firm handshake.

[Hot Damn!]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

 

I shared that recently in another thread  but I think it fits nicely here too.  From a campground I was at in Illinois a few years back.

 

What else do you expect while camping? 

[Hot Damn!]

2 minutes ago, calscuf said:

That’s glamping

[Blarg]

This is about douchebags, not rednecks. They are distinctively different catagories and one has the propensity for a mullet while the other a pretentious car that they park taking up two spaces. 

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

This is about douchebags, not rednecks. They are distinctively different catagories and one has the propensity for a mullet while the other a pretentious car that they park taking up two spaces.