Fostering Kittens

[Taylor]

For the last week, my wife and I have been fostering a litter of six kittens. They're about four weeks old now. I'm convinced that even the most ardent haters of cats would find joy in caring for these puffballs of cuteness.

[Taylor]

The little black one's name is Shohei.

[Blarg]

You were supposed to spay the cat. 

 

[Taylor]

These ones were brought to a shelter in Tustin because they were found without their mother.

Our adult male cat has been without his balls for years. Sometimes the kittens will look at him as if to say, "Are you my dad?"

[gotbeer]

59 minutes ago, Taylor said:

 

You're doing it wrong. 

-Calscuf

[Slegnaac]

Teach them to accept a bath now, their future owners will thank you.

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Slegnaac said:

Teach them to accept a bath now, their future owners will thank you.

We've given them a couple baths. They squeal and squirm the whole time.

[tdawg87]

As a fellow cat owner/lover, this is the gayest thread I've ever seen.

[Taylor]

16 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

As a fellow cat owner/lover, this is the gayest thread I've ever seen.

I was feeding the kittens on Saturday while listening to Taylor Swift's new album.

 

So the gayness cancelled itself out.

[Lou]

Nice blouse. 

[Angelsjunky]

That's a lot of pussy, Taylor.

Anyhow, what's the over/under on how many kittens Taylor and his wife keep? I'd say 2 (2 is a lot of fun).

[Tank]

9 hours ago, Taylor said:

I was feeding the kittens on Saturday while listening to Taylor Swift's new album.

 

So the gayness cancelled itself out.

Sounds more like you doubled down on it.

I guess it depends on what you were wearing while feeding the kittens. If your collar was popped and  you were wearing loafers without any socks with skintight pants and contemplating purchasing concert tickets to her next tour, you definitely doubled down.

[Lou]

20 minutes ago, Tank said:

Sounds more like you doubled down on it.

I guess it depends on what you were wearing while feeding the kittens. If your collar was popped and  you were wearing loafers without any socks with skintight pants and contemplating purchasing concert tickets to her next tour, you definitely doubled down.

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9 hours ago, Lou said:

Nice blouse. 

 

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, Angelsjunky said:

That's a lot of pussy, Taylor.

Anyhow, what's the over/under on how many kittens Taylor and his wife keep? I'd say 2 (2 is a lot of fun).

We already have a 9-year-old cat, and since we live in a one bedroom apartment, we're only planning to keep one of these kittens.

[UndertheHalo]

12 hours ago, Taylor said:

I was feeding the kittens on Saturday while listening to Taylor Swift's new album.

 

So the gayness cancelled itself out.

This math adds up.  

 

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

We already have a 9-year-old cat, and since we live in a one bedroom apartment, we're only planning to keep one of these kittens.

This is going to be a brutal decision. 

[UndertheHalo]

I appreciate the kitten pictures very much.  11/10 thread. 

[arch stanton]

The problem with kittens is that they become cats

[Taylor]

17 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

The problem with kittens is that they become cats

I guess the same could be said about human babies.

[arch stanton]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

I guess the same could be said about human babies.

Actually, human babies are far more annoying than kittens. I try to avoid dealing with OPSK* as much as possible

 

 

 

 

 

 

*other people's stupid kids

[tdawg87]

9 hours ago, Taylor said:

We already have a 9-year-old cat, and since we live in a one bedroom apartment, we're only planning to keep one of these kittens.

Lol

You're keeping more than that and you know it.

F*ck when I adopted my cat I almost took home the 2 kittens they had as well. 

[tdawg87]

I'm such a homo.

[Tank]

13 hours ago, Taylor said:

I guess the same could be said about human babies.

i've never seen a human baby turn into a cat.

is this an orange county thing? or maybe alabama?

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

i've never seen a human baby turn into a cat.

is this an orange county thing? or maybe alabama?

[Hot Damn!]

On 8/25/2019 at 12:02 PM, gotbeer said:

 

You're doing it wrong. 

-Calscuf

Why has no one commented on this....???

[Kevin]

6 hours ago, Hot Damn! said:

Why has no one commented on this....???

We don’t want cals to think we support the abuse the jar of peanut butter is being subjected to by him.