The most thorough Luke Skywalker analysis you have ever read

[UndertheHalo]

This hyper nerd did fine work.  I loved it !  Read through the whole thread. 

 

Edited January 8, 2018 by UndertheHalo

[red321]

Gonna admit...that was a bit like a stat heads article and I drifted off after a few paragraphs

[gotbeer]

That was an interesting read.  A bit too in depth.  But I do think that there has been a framework of all three films in place.  And things aren't just a coincidence that they are happening the way they are.  I still liked Last Jedi though.

[HaloCory22]

Read it earlier and it didn't change my mind. Not my Luke Skywalker.

[Blarg]

Don't have Twitter.

Luke's fate was deeply intertwined with his sisters poor life choices. He was pulled into the rebel cause because he had some incestuous feelings for Leia and then every step she put him in harm's way while playing his emotions and then boning Han. In the end her poor choices forced him to try and bail her ass out of a failed marraige and dysfunctional home life with her obviously psychotic son (probably caused by some alcohol induced sex with Han) then luring him back into her chaotic life only to die trying to save her one last time.

Luke spent a life of celebacy when he should have been spawning young Jedi like Vlad creates ballplayers and sealing his reputation as the all time leading scorer. 

[gotbeer]

@Blarg  You forgot when she went black, and that B&D phase she had with the fat guy.  And let's not forget the time she was in the jungle with the midgets.  

[Blarg]

Which all resulted in her turning into Princess Lesbian.

[Tank]

10 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Which all resulted in her turning into Princess Lesbian.

Episode IX: Leia, the experimental college years