Christmas gift ideas for the wife?

[Tank]

18 hours ago, Brandon said:

Funny story.

my buddy tells me he’s getting his chick some Dyson vacuum and something like a mixer. I’m kind like, “ok, that’s weird” but the dude is Cuban, so many that’s the deal since I know there’s a weird subservient role in some cultures.

chicks we know and even some dudes ask what he’s getting her and when he says it they all rip him a new asshole and talk about how he’s a woman hating dick. 

Every time after they are finally done he says, “that’s honestly what she told me she wants”

and she actually did. She was in love with that vacuum.

i've had the same experience. if that's what she wants, you better deliver.

[Docwaukee]

my wife suggested that we get an elliptical machine for each other 

translation:

buy me some jewelry and you should work out more.  

[DJGraves]

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[Vegas Halo Fan]

34 minutes ago, DJGraves said:

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