You will never guess which State this happened in

[Adam]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/12/27/woman-s-body-found-under-booby-trapped-mobile-home.html?via=newsletter&source=DDAfternoon

[ELEVEN]

Even the City was obvious.

[red321]

Tillis allegedly swung around with knives in fist before sprinting back to his property and leading the fuzz through a lawn of boards tacked with 4-inch nails.

 

the fuzz? does journalism really have to be "edgy"?

[ELEVEN]

Ahm juss glad t'wus spelt kerrecley.

[Jay]

1 hour ago, red321 said:

the fuzz? does journalism really have to be "edgy"?

that ship sailed long ago my friend.

 

[Make Angels Great Again]

Read the title and immediately thought "oh, what happened in Florida now?"

[yk9001]

First three paragraphs were just a brutal read.  I couldn't make it any farther.

I feel like reading that story is what it must be like to listen to Lifetime do standup comedy.

[AngelsLongBall]

13 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

First three paragraphs were just a brutal read.  I couldn't make it any farther.

I feel like reading that story is what it must be like to listen to Lifetime do standup comedy.

I, unfortunately, continued reading.  And reading.  And reading.  This dude was Max Cady-esque.

[Angel Oracle]

Yet another item of greatness about Adam's favorite state, along with the millions of billboards

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 12/27/2016 at 8:52 AM, ELEVEN said:

Even the City was obvious.

Makes me want to break out my "Jacksonville, It's where my story begins" t-shirt.

[Adam]

On 12/27/2016 at 0:05 PM, yk9001 said:

First three paragraphs were just a brutal read.  I couldn't make it any farther.

I feel like reading that story is what it must be like to listen to Lifetime do standup comedy.

The writer would like you to go vegan

 

 

[tdawg87]

Florida is America's uncircumcised wiener. And there's a lot of smegma.

[tdawg87]

No it makes sense. They're all competing for the tip.