Voting reminders

[Glen]

Just went to my poll worker training for the November election, so I have a few tips for those of you that vote (not looking at you, Adam).

1.  Verify your registration now.

2.  Vote by mail and avoid the polling stations.

3.  If you do go to a polling station, ask to vote electronically.  Throw a wrench in the system.  Electronic voting won't be mentioned unless you specifically ask, and we need to bring attention to how terrible our electronic voting is.  I know, I was a machine clerk in June and hope to be one again in November.

4.  Be polite to the people at the polling station.  It's gonna be a contentious election.  Don't make it any worse.  Don't be an asshole.  Nobody working at the polling station cares about whatever agenda you have.

5.  Bring us donuts.  We love that.  We're there from 6 am to 9 pm and we bring our own food for the most part, but we can't leave the station.  

6.  And finally, if you're a broad, wear something revealing.  Hell, if you're a dude, wear a tight shirt.  There's broads working there too.  Give us a little show.

[nate]

If I wear a tight shirt to show off my beer gut, do the ladies like that?

I will take your answer off the air, thanks.

[mtangelsfan]

Will they even be able to see your gut over the table?

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Most people working at polling stations have white stuff in the corner of their mouth and the grim reaper on standby.  You should fit right in.  

[nate]

5 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

Will they even be able to see your gut over the table?

See, being short has its positives.

[Glen]

Some broads dig chubby dudes.  

[Glen]

13 minutes ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

Most people working at polling stations have white stuff in the corner of their mouth and the grim reaper on standby.  You should fit right in.  

I know you're joking, but actually there are a lot of younger people doing it now.  Most of my class was younger than me.  Admittedly, I'm old, but yeah.  

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Yes it was my poor attempt at giving you crap.  In all honesty it's good to see younger voters get involved and for that matter anyone.  I made the move to vote by mail so I don't have to leave my house and risk scaring the villagers.    

[Crampknees]

Be polite to the people at the polling station.  It's gonna be a contentious election.  Don't make it any worse.  Don't be an asshole.  Nobody working at the polling station cares about whatever agenda you have.

Polling places in Texas they care about your agenda. I like going to vote with my daughters because some blue hair will see them and say you aren't  Democrats are you.  We are batting 1.000 so far. We are polite and get a kick out of it. 

Out here young girls they think unless you walk in with Justin boots and a spit cup you may be a Democrat. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

4 hours ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

Most people working at polling stations have white stuff in the corner of their mouth and the grim reaper on standby.  You should fit right in.  

Kathleen Madigan has a great joke about the people working at the polls:

"I voted for Taft! I'm with the Whig Party. We're making a comeback."