North Korea warns citizens to prepare for famine

[fan_since79]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/12206185/North-Koreans-told-to-prepare-for-new-arduous-march.html

 

"The road to revolution is long and arduous", an editorial in the state-run Rodong Sinmun newspaper stated on Monday. "We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again".

 

 

[Amazing Larry]

We landed on the moon!

[Make Angels Great Again]

NK - "America must be obliterated off the face of this planet!....but can you guys give us some food first?"

[Jay]

this guy will be well-fed

 

[wopphil]

Why doesn't Kim Jung Poon just ask God (his grandfather) or Jesus (his dad) for some food?

I guess this serves the North Koreans right. This is what they wanted. They chose this life for themselves 65 years ago, even though we tried to help them.

[fan_since79]

This is not satire: Migrating vultures learn to fatten themselves up before attempting to cross North Korea. 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/12204048/Even-vultures-turning-noses-up-at-North-Korea.html

[Rico]

I can't get enough of Kim Jong-un looking at things.

[fan_since79]

"Dear Leader, the month-old bread with morsel of meat is especially delicious."

 

[Blarg]

North Korea has requested 440,000 tons of food aid from overseas to feed its people this year.

 

If Kim Jong Fatso invested just a tenth of the military budget into agriculture they wouldn't starve to death. But revolutions don't start with developing a stable country through economic management, it is fed by the cry for blood of their enemies. One day the people will understand their only enemy is those in power.

[Jay]

"Dear Leader, the month-old bread with morsel of meat is especially delicious."

 

 

But what are you guys going to eat?

[Spirit]

 

 

 

 

"Sooooo ... this is the potluck table for Fung's retirement party.  Now, you were signed up to bring the hot dogs.  You brought them ... right?  You fat lazy bastard, you better have brought the hot dogs!!!"

[AngelsLongBall]

Upside to a nuclear program next to the farm?  Giant sized radishes

[Adam]

This is not satire: Migrating vultures learn to fatten themselves up before attempting to cross North Korea. 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/12204048/Even-vultures-turning-noses-up-at-North-Korea.html

 

lol that's awesome

[Blarg]

If the famine goes on long enough the vultures are going to fatten up on North Korean food.

Edited March 29, 2016 by notti

[acro2008]

The Telegraph's job is to program people's perspective, just like CNN and the other few infamous bread and circus shows. It's disgusting.  Our discernment skills have been molded by mainstream news with VNR's "Videos news releases' that have nothing to do with real news.  It 's called TV programming for a reason.   I don't think good folk realize just how deep satan has gripped it's talons into the into the people that present to us our "rigged reality".  ISIS was created by the west and the US is A country under attack  by the synagogue  of Satan.

[Blarg]

So famine in North Korea doesn't exist? Good to know, I was about to feel sorry for the millions that will die because we were miss led, they are only victims of fad dieting. Those crazy Koreans.

[UndertheHalo]

The Telegraph's job is to program people's perspective, just like CNN and the other few infamous bread and circus shows. It's disgusting.  Our discernment skills have been molded by mainstream news with VNR's "Videos news releases' that have nothing to do with real news.  It 's called TV programming for a reason.   I don't think good folk realize just how deep satan has gripped it's talons into the into the people that present to us our "rigged reality".  ISIS was created by the west and the US is A country under attack  by the synagogue  of Satan.

 

this strikes me as a conspiracy theorists attempt to be PC about saying "its the jews fault" 

[ten ocho recon scout]

ISIS created by the west...if theyve shown anything, its a healthy smattering of western influence...

[Jay]

ISIS created by the west...if theyve shown anything, its a healthy smattering of western influence...

 

well they do use social media

[ten ocho recon scout]

And hate the shiites.

Wait, i didnt mean that.