More likely to have a hit than an Angels batter.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

I'll start.

Kevin Federline.

[Sully151]

Every 20 something in Oregon and Colorado.

[Stradling]

Do we really need another thread just like all the other threads stating the obvious shittyness of the Angels offense.

[Guest]

Every 20 something in Oregon and Colorado.

Naw, that's called a drag. But then again, the Angels are a drag too.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

Do we really need another thread just like all the other threads stating the obvious shittyness of the Angels offense.

Sarcastic humor is a good way to get aggression out. Don't be a pahty pooopah to borrow from John Kimble.

Speaking of those who have no hits lately...

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

James Brown, Michael Jackson, Elvis

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

James Brown, Michael Jackson, Elvis

Might as well include the 27 club.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

Baha Men

Lou Bega

[Mean Spirited]

Cheech Marin

[Mark68]

Shia LeBoeuf

[101halo]

How with NFL coming up are Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson not yet listed?

[VariousCrap]

James Brown, Michael Jackson, Elvis

 

 

 

In all fairness, Michael Jackson had a Top 10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 just last year.

https://youtu.be/oG08ukJPtR8

[Mark68]

Tupac

 

Biggie

[hen3ry]

Rebecca Black

[JoJo26]

Kim Kardasian West

[Docwaukee]

Josh Hamilton.  From the pipe and with the bat.  

[wda258]

Chris Brown

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Ikemefuna Enemkpali

[Guest]

Might as well include the 27 club.

 

This is spot on:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And last but not least, even in spite of the slump:

 

 

 

is still more likely to get a hit than any other Angels batter.

 

 

Hell, even the following honorable mention could probably come out of retirement and outhit half of our roster:

 

Edited August 13, 2015 by ScottLux

[Redondo]

Adam Sandler

[LAAFANofLA]

Ray rice

[Jay]

Michael J. Fox

[NJHalo]

Steven Hawking

[Inside Pitch]

James Brown, Michael Jackson, Elvis

 

Milli Vanilli

[the dude abides]

Tay Zonday