Random Thoughts Thread

[Spencer]

Went to the Rio and Mexi Casa in the same day

[Blarg]

how long does it take for 15 year olds to mature? this is driving me nuts.

Are you talking regular 15 year olds or Arkansas 5th graders?

[Tank]

I was really upset this afternoon. My wife and I went to see Kingsman, which is rated R, a rating it completely deserved. Sitting behind us was a mom and her three kids, two of whom were under the age of ten. The third seemed to about 12/13, and she managed to kick my seat back so many times that I finally had to move, but I digress.

This movie was full of F bombs and excessive amounts of violence, far FAR too much for a kid to see. It also had references to anal sex, something a preteen has no need to know about. And there they sat because mom needed to see this movie and couldn't find a sitter. Crappy parenting. Extremely crappy parenting. Why do parents do this to their kids?

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

I went to the Ducks game tonight with my fiancé. Paid good money for excellent seats. Sitting behind me was a lady and her husband. The husband had a radio and headphones, so he was giving us the play by play and all the reports from the radio...annoying, enough. The lady, however, was a know it all. Every single missed shot was, "What the hell are you doing Perry? Hit the net! What the hell are you doing Getzlaf....that was 3 feet wide...Alexander Ovechkin is the most one dimensional player in the world! He just cherry picks for PP goals..."

 

It was infuriating. Nothing drives me crazier than the back seat driver type of personality.

[Blarg]

You probably shouldn't go out to public events.

[Tank]

Wife and I were sitting outside the Starbucks at Downtown Disney late yesterday afternoon just people watching. Suddenly, along comes a tour guide with a gentleman in shorts and a t-shirt. It was John Elway. I recognized him immediately, hopped over, said hello and shook his hand. He was very gracious. No one else seems to notice him.

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Tank liked my post, I liked his. This feels like some Facebook shit...like for like!

[ELEVEN]

I will hate you both for $5

[Don]

Just saw a guy get kicked out of a bar screaming, "Is it because I'm Native American bro?" What a severely underused card in the race deck.

[Tank]

I will hate you both for $5

 

let's have lunch next tuesday and work out the details.

 

 

p.s. you're buying.

[Blarg]

With the $5 you give him.

[Don]

Update from said bar: LSD being dropped freely on the patio. Omaha is an interesting place sometimes.

[ELEVEN]

Thanks Omaha

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Just saw a guy get kicked out of a bar screaming, "Is it because I'm Native American bro?" What a severely underused card in the race deck.

For some reason I just can't picture a native American guy saying "bro". Not that I don't believe your story, just saying.

[arch stanton]

I believe I have perfected tom yum soup. An 87.5% pure Caucasian can bring tears to the eyes of his Thai friends.

[Hollyw00d]

Your sitting in a car or enclosed space with that special lady. Enjoying some relaxation activities. All of a sudden, you have to rip a huge fart.

What's your strategy?

[Don]

For some reason I just can't picture a native American guy saying "bro". Not that I don't believe your story, just saying.

That was the quote. The guy was wearing a flat bill hat, so it seemed to fit his personality. The bartender said the guy had come in a few months ago and started asking dudes if they wanted to fight, then just picked a dude and sucker punched him. That's good enough for a lifetime ban.

[1nutkruk]

Update from said bar: LSD being dropped freely on the patio. Omaha is an interesting place sometimes.

[1nutkruk]

Your sitting in a car or enclosed space with that special lady. Enjoying some relaxation activities. All of a sudden, you have to rip a huge fart.

What's your strategy?

It all depends on how long you have known that special lady.  If it was my wife I would have ripped ass.

[JAHV76]

Your sitting in a car or enclosed space with that special lady. Enjoying some relaxation activities. All of a sudden, you have to rip a huge fart.

What's your strategy?

You could say "Are you a fan of European Food?" Here is a Dutch oven. Edited February 17, 2015 by JAHV76

[1nutkruk]

You could say "Are you a fan of European Food?" Here is a Dutch oven.

[JAHV76]

Lol

[Tank]

I believe I have perfected tom yum soup. An 87.5% pure Caucasian can bring tears to the eyes of his Thai friends.

 

so what. stickboy can do the same thing after a couple of taco bell burritos.

[arch stanton]

But is he 87.5% pure Caucasian?

[Tank]

But is he 87.5% pure Caucasian?

Aside from his Afro, yes.