What Went Down Last Night

[nando714]

I'm house sitting at my mom's this weekend because she went to stagecoach. I'm watching the kings game all night. My brother comes back home and my mom's sister in law is up stairs because she rents a room from my mom and step dad.

At around 1115 pm we almost felt like was an Earthquake. The house floor was not shaking but the windows and what felt like someone running upstairs or on the roof. The house is a 5 bedroom 2 story house btw. My brother and I ask my aunt (by marriage) who is upstairs if she felt that she said yes "my windows were shaking."

So at around 1145. My brother and I still watching TV in the living room when....someone kick in the French doors at my mom's. I mean on loud big kick that scared the crap out of me.My brother and I get up run outside. Where no one is to be found. No one running away. No footsteps. Nothing. We must have been outside in 4 seconds.

We call the cops they find no one in the house. No one around the neighborhood. Nothing.

So I'm asking..was it someone trying to break in (I'm guessing a tweaker or someone high as sh!t) or some kind of ghost?Because how fast can someone get away? And noises what seem to come from upstairs when no one was up there besides my aunt (who said "I thought it was you guys horse playing up here in the other room") or which is my guess..someone running across the roof. Almost like someone had a full sprint on our roof.

The cops (orange county sheriff's) didn't believe for 1 second. I was nervous as sh!T bc of what happened when talking to them. Not in my 27 yrs has anything like this happen to me or us.

I honestly felt like we were gonna end up like the people on "The Strangers" which is the most fvcked up movie of all time

Edited April 25, 2014 by nando714

[mancini79]

Since the Angels didn't play last night, it was their bullpen coming back to haunt you.

[HaloMagic]

My bad, dude. I needed to borrow some sugar.

[gotbeer]

Remember all those times that mom said, don't run in the house?

 

Payback.

[TobiasFunke]

3 answers from the AW community, all smart ass remarks.

[HaloMagic]

The OP asked if it was a tweaker or ghosts that kicked in his back door and shook every window in his house while running on his roof. What kind of response was he looking for?

[nando714]

Anyone ever been a victim of a home invasion while they were home?

This ever happen to anyone? Maybe it was teenagers messing around?

I just have never experienced something like this. Scared the crap out of me.

[TobiasFunke]

The OP asked if it was a tweaker or ghosts that kicked in his back door and shook every window in his house while running on his roof. What kind of response was he looking for?

The same kind of response we all are looking for on here. A semi-serious answer.

[HaloMagic]

Semi-serious response: OP - You just described minutes 15-30 of the movie Signs. To keep prepared you should be leaving a lot of half-empty water glasses around the house.

[HaloCory22]

Keep a loaded rifle with you at all times. Shoot first, ask question later.

[Adam]

Semi-serious response: OP - You just described minutes 15-30 of the movie Signs. To keep prepared you should be leaving a lot of half-empty water glasses around the house.

 

And make sure you have a former high school baseball star who looks like River Phoneix's brother with you at all times

[Adam]

I think he played in the minors, even, right?  

 

That ups the ante. 

 

Indeed. 

[RallyMo]

Swing Away

[Adam]

Remember when M Knight Shamdlidfnhgjfhgiqweflan made good movies?

[Blarg]

no.

[Blarg]

So where is the part that you all got drunk and afterwards found yourself in bed with your sister in law?

[St1ck]

Get out.

 

 

 

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HaloMagic]

Aunt (by marriage)

[Blarg]

Aunt (by marriage)

 

That makes it even a better story. Maybe he can include it in the Do You Still Talk to the Person That Took Your Virginity? thread.

Edited April 25, 2014 by Eric Notti

[AngelsLongBall]

Could it have been a sonic boom? 

[Brandon]

Thought this was going into 2004 AW territory when it started out with "I'm home watching tv, my brother comes home, and my mom's sister in law is upstairs"

[nando714]

my mom's sister in law is upstairs"

I wood

[1nutkruk]

[Ray McKigney]

The same exact thing happened to a friend of mine. Turns out he was on LSD and just tripping balls.

[Angel Oracle]

Strangers was a little bit out there.   It was weird seeing Liv Tyler in a movie like that.