Official Houston Astros Own Us Thread

[nando714]

Smh

These guys own us!

[CaliAngel]

It's how this teams been for the past decade. 

 

Have one of the best records against the Yanks, but can't hit guys throwing the ball at 85 or beat teams under .500

 

Of course, at this point we can't beat anyone...

[Tank]

Remember how glad we were to hear the news that we'd get to p,ay them nineteen times this season? Easy pickins.

Boy were we wrong.

[bloodbrother]

6-3 now vs the Halos, with them havig a shot at a 4 game sweep in Anaheim

 

I havent' checked but I'll go out on a limb and say this the only winning record they have vs ANY team in MLB this season

[fan_since79]

They took 3 of 4 from the Rockies last week and 2/3 from KC earlier.

[eligrba]

I think it is now clear who the worst team is in the league.  I have never seen so many pitchers leave games with some sort of an "injury."  The good news is that yesterday was PAYDAY!!!!!!  Players can pay their bills.

[bloodbrother]

Well that's a relief

 

Astros now have 20 wins on the season, 6 vs the Angels. Hilarious

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

It's how this teams been for the past decade. 

 

Have one of the best records against the Yanks, but can't hit guys throwing the ball at 85 or beat teams under .500

 

Of course, at this point we can't beat anyone...

 

Yep, forget those seasons where we do well against crappy and suck against good teams and vice versa.  We suck no matter who  we play this season.

[Ohtaniland]

Houston is our Daddy!

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

What's the name of that 1986 Charles Bronson movie?  Something about a law?

 

Yeah.

[Section517]

Did the 'stros even give the Angels a courtesy reacharound after bending them over?

 

What a joke of a team.

A fat manager who sniffs his own boogers during a game and a puppet pitching coach who will never see a big league clubhouse ever again.

[Punk]

Embarrassing. 

[austin724]

Joke is a nice word Section517. I have some other words for this team right now.

[Redondo]

Houston is our Daddy!

 

Yes they are.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

Joke is a nice word Section517. I have some other words for this team right now.

Yeah, there's nothing funny about us.  We're the Dane Cook of baseball.

[HaloNation]

it's like they took a huge dump on our faces then kinda smeared it all around...

[SmallSampleSize]

I support this thread.  Would read again.

 

- Jeff Luhnow

[Brent Maguire]

A team that platoons 2 catchers in their number 3 spot has scored more runs than us this series.

What more needs to be said?

[Chuck]

Where do I sign?

This team is equipped with a bunch of pussies.

[Mark68]

Remember how glad we were to hear the news that we'd get to p,ay them nineteen times this season? Easy pickins.

Boy were we wrong.

No, we were right. Easy pickins for the Astros.

[Mark68]

A team that platoons 2 catchers in their number 3 spot has scored more runs than us this series.

What more needs to be said?

Castro+Corporan>Iannetta+Conger

[Blarg]

This thread is weak compared the masterpiece posted on the NYYFans message board entitled, The Official "I Hate the Angels" Thread.

 

http://forums.nyyfans.com/showthread.php/105806-The-Official-quot-I-Hate-the-Angels-quot-Thread?s=6098423e379d72c5e95f000c4731e03d

 

 

Mark19 "I hope their entire team comes down with kidney stones."

[Angel Oracle]

This team is a bunch of LOSERS!

No desire whatsoever!

Welcome to 19 bleeping 80!

[JoJo26]

So - who thought that Aybar was better than Jean Segura?

Oh, by the way: Tyler Chatwood?

3-0 with a 2.12 ERA

[SmallSampleSize]

Mark19 "I hope their entire team comes down with kidney stones."

 

OMG.

 

Are you serious??!

 

 

 

 

*looks in mirror*

 

 

 

 

So do I.

 

And then I'll just get Trout and Weav really good kidney doctors.

 

Blanton?  He's going to Jasuiro "El Doctor" Guadlaupe-Sanduval in Pacoima.